“He took his belt off and started whipping him like a slave!”

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Bro, the world has officially gone off the rails! First, we’re talking about Belgian kids smuggling 5,000 ants out of Kenya because people apparently want to EAT them? Then, we head to Pittsburgh where a PNC Park vendor literally took off his belt and started WHOOPING a fan like it was 1965. Neely and Chris dive into the insanity of the “Nairobi Ants” and why Pittsburgh is becoming a war zone for fans and “fat wives.” 🤘🔥😂

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Is the new Anaconda movie a high-stakes thriller or just another piece of low-budget streaming fodder? Most people saw the trailer and immediately wrote it off as a joke, but is there a layer of self-aware humor that everyone is missing? Chris Akin breaks down why this "reboot" isn't what it seems and why the measly $9,000 budget might be the best thing about it. You’ll have to hear his final rating to know if this belongs on your watchlist or in the trash.

On This Episode:

• The Truth About Jack Black
• Why I Can't Stop Watching Creature Features
• The Trailer Lied To You
• Plot Twist: A $9,000 Movie Budget?
• Performance Review: Paul Rudd vs. Steve Zahn

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Loudness is back with a brand new record, but did anyone actually listen to the vocals before they pressed the discs?. Chris Akin stumbled upon a track so shockingly "wrong" that it brought his entire workday to a screeching halt. Is this a classic metal anthem, or has the language barrier created the most unintentionally explicit song in the history of the genre?. Only Neeley and Chris have the balls to play the track and ask the question: are these guys actually begging for "handjobs" over their guitar solos?.

On this episode:

• Loudness Drops Eve of Dawn: Chris Finds A Hidden "Gem"
• THE REVEAL: "It Sounds Like They're Saying Handjob"
• "There's No Way That's Hang Tough!"
• The Handful Of Lube: Did He Really Just Sing That?
• Why This Song Is Now A CMS Essential

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