Chris Akin takes a break from being a hard-ass to admit he spent an entire Ted Nugent/REO Speedwagon/Styx show weeping like a child over his divorce. While The Motor City Madman was busy ripping heads off, Chris was busy having a mid-life crisis to "Keep On Loving You." This is the kind of pathetic honesty you only get here—witness the total breakdown of a rock critic.
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- Ted Nugent destroys the venue while Styx and REO Speedwagon hide in the dressing room.
- The "Love Song" insult: How Uncle Ted clowned the soft-rock headliners for their entire set.
- CRYSIS MODE: Chris admits to fighting back the "weeping like a baby" urge the second the power ballads started.
- The REO Speedwagon Karaoke Session: Chris loses the last shred of his dignity.
- Don't Let It End: Chris prays to God that Dennis DeYoung’s ghost doesn't show up to make him cry harder.
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- The Spackle: Why Steve Lukather Isn’t Playing a Single Note.
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