Neeley and Chris are back, and today the gloves aren't just off—they're being used to slap the "PC" right out of your mouth. Why is Chris Akin wishing eternal lava-swimming on a legendary NFL owner, and which "Golden Garbage" 80s band is so bad it could actually repel refugees? We’re diving into the absolute gutter of the music industry to expose the "Bay Area Resurgence" and why most modern radio hosts need to get out of the studio and back into the kitchen. You want the truth about the "new" thrash movement? You’re about to get it, and it isn't pretty.
- Death Angel & The "Comeback" Myth
- The New Wave of Thrash: Real Talent or Total Fraud?
- THE VAULT OF GOLDEN GARBAGE: Rosie From Columbus
- Why Art Modell Deserves To Swim In Lava
- Why Women Stink On The Radio (Except When They Don't Talk)
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Is Chris Akin actually a “computer programmer with a heart of gold,” or is he the most heartless bastard in internet history? Mainstream “dating experts” want to talk about “finding the one,” but CMS is busy catfishing the most desperate women on Plenty of Fish just to see how much they’ll swallow. When does a “dramatic reading” turn into a one-way ticket to hell? You won’t believe the “foot fax” request that finally pushed this segment over the edge.
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– Christian Ringle? The Birth of the Fake Profile
– “A Shy Guy With A Wallet of Gold”
– The Turtle Rescue Lie & Mammy Whiskers
– Classy Dates at the Olive Garden
– The “Foot Fax” & Stumpy Toes
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Think you’ve heard the wildest stories from the road? You haven’t heard sh*t until you hear about the “structural integrity” of Chuck Negron’s anatomy. Was the Three Dog Night singer actually banging 10 chicks a day until his body literally fell apart in a hotel room? Plus, we’re looking at the new Aerosmith—is it a “throwback” masterpiece or just another overproduced, hungry-for-money cash grab from a singer making $15 million a year to play it safe? Only Neeley and Chris have the balls to tell you why your favorite legends are officially mailing it in.
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01:53 - The “Three Dog Nightmare”: Graphic Details They Won’t Print
05:01 - Why Every Other Rock Bio Is Total Garbage Compared To This
09:47 - The Bill Peters “C-Word” Incident: Radio Chaos
14:15 - Aerosmith Is Dead: Why The New Album Is Average At Best
21:56 - Heavy Metal TV & The Problem With “Modern” Metal Lists
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