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Additionally, I'll be dropping by to do exclusive videos on Locals from time to time... maybe even with some guests along the way!!

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classicmetalshow@classicmetalshow
March 20, 2026
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March 25, 2026
Why is Don Jamieson the Last National Act to Play This Iconic Club?

Seth Williams and Chris Akin aren't here to play by the rules or read from a corporate script. In this raw, unedited session, the guys are joined by special guest and comedian Don Jamieson to pull back the curtain on the "death" of the legendary Funny Stop. Between Seth’s "swollen ball syndrome" updates and the arrival of restaurant reporter Tony Musachio from the new and improved SHOOTERS, this is the high-octane chaos the mainstream media is too terrified to broadcast. If you want the truth from a comedy veteran who has seen it all, you’re in the right place.

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Special Guest Don Jamieson: The comedy vet discusses being the final national headliner at the Funny Stop.

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March 25, 2026
Don't Wait For Our GREAT Chat with Heaven & Hell's Vinny Appice!

Vinnie Appice reveals the "drum machine" drama behind Black Sabbath's final studio album with Dio. Lawsuits, legends, and loud drums. Watch now! #Metal #Sabbath

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November 21, 2025
DEAD ARTIST LAWSUITS & AIRPLANE SEAT SQUATTERS! (Audio)

Why is everyone still suing Michael Jackson's estate? Neeley and Chris are giving their honest take on the skepticism surrounding the latest legal battle and reviewing the trailer for the upcoming MICHAEL biopic. We're also talking about the tragedy of the woman who fell off the cruise ship and the infuriating new trend of "seat squatting" on planes. Finally, CMS Producer Weezie honors our lost friend, Bob Nalbandian. Share and follow for the metal-fueled truth! Get commercial-free episodes by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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November 21, 2025
Agnostic Front BASSIST on DMC & Their Bold New Sound! (Audio)

Seriously, how do you keep your music fresh when you're a band with a decades-long history? It's tough! Chris chats with Agnostic Front bassist Mike Gallo about their latest, ECHOES OF ETERNITY. They talk about the killer sound improvements, what it was like working with a legend like DMC for the first time, and the guts it takes to try new things as a legacy act. Don't just listen—hit that share button, follow us, and subscribe to Rumble Premium for more! Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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November 20, 2025
LEMMY SMASHES MIXING BOARD! KING DIAMOND'S $26K HANDOUT! (Audio)

What’s crazier: Lemmy destroying a multi-million dollar mixing board with a cheeseburger, or King Diamond getting $26,000 a year from his government just for being an artist? Neeley and Chris tackle these wild metal stories! We also review George Lynch's new single, which he released after admitting he totally lied about retiring. Hint: the guys are NOT impressed. Plus, check out the insane guitar talent from a young private school student. Like, follow, and share this video! Get commercial-free episodes and more by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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classicmetalshow@classicmetalshow
5 hours ago
Ticket Pricing and Metallica… Again!

I guess they’ve just decided they don’t need us poors anymore.

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April 07, 2026

Look at all of his fans!

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April 07, 2026
New Music From Stephen Pearcy

Thoughts on “I Need U”?

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5 hours ago
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Giant Balls, Thrown Ham & 100s of Korean Hookers!
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Seth and Chris kick off with the full Star-Spangled Banner, then dive straight into zero-filter chaos: Easter ham disasters, Sydney Sweeney’s upcoming ass-up OnlyFans scenes, wrestling dirt on Nick Nemeth and Hulk Hogan’s Netflix special, and Chris dropping the most unhinged military sex stories you’ll ever hear on a podcast. From Seth’s croquet-ball-sized medical nightmare and his wife chucking an $20 Easter ham in the trash because of bad instructions, to Chris confessing he banged hundreds of Korean hookers with zero protection during his Army days, this episode is pure CMS unhinged gold. They roast Jake Underwood’s health lectures, rave about Dave Landau’s new show, touch on the Iran mess, and finish with a live tour of Edwin’s restaurant with Tony Massaccio plus a custom Seth Williams anthem. Raw, funny, and zero apologies — exactly what you expect from The Seth Williams Show.

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- National Anthem & Show Banter
- Greetings, Marcus Off, Rumble Strategy
- “Talk About Pussy” Text & Sydney Sweeney Euphoria Hype
- Wrestling Talk: Nick Nemeth, TNA, Hulk Hogan Netflix Special
- Easter Stories & AI Blow-Up Doll Graphics
- Locals App Promo
- Seth’s Ham Catastrophe: Wife Throws It in the Trash
- Wifely Duties, Birth Control Jokes & Orthodox Easter
- Jake’s Health Lectures & Weight Rant
- Dave Landau’s “Stu & Dave Do America” Show
- Iran Ceasefire Chaos & Middle East Politics
- Blackout Coffee Ad
- Chris Akin’s Korea Hooker Confessions (Hundreds, No Rubber)
- Tony Massaccio Live at Edwin’s Restaurant Tour
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Why Does Guns N' Roses Need TWO Keyboardists? + Throwback

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The CMS guys are back and they’re taking no prisoners. This week, we dive into the chaotic streets where Alex Stein is absolutely dismantling "No Kings" protesters with nothing but a microphone and a pair of brass balls. While the world gets softer, Stein is getting louder, and we’ve got the footage that YouTube probably wants to ban. Plus, we pull back the curtain on the "unforeseen personal reasons" sidelining Guns N' Roses' mysterious second keyboardist—does anyone actually care, or is Axl just keeping the payroll bloated for fun? We also take a hard, unfiltered look at the new Black Label Society and Rachel Bolan solo tracks. Is it "amazing" or just more of the same recycled B-side garbage? You won't get this level of honesty anywhere else.

 

ON THIS EPISODE

  • Stein vs. The Sheep: Alex Stein trolls vax-addicted protesters into a literal frenzy.

  • The GNR Payroll Mystery: Why Melissa Reese is sitting out the tour and why the band needs two keyboardists in the first place.

  • Zakk Wylde’s Creative Wall: Analyzing the new Black Label Society track and why it feels like we’ve heard it ten times before.

  • The Rachel Bolan Experiment: Skid Row's bassist goes solo, but is anyone actually listening?

  • The "Amazing" Compilation: A brutal montage of the most overused word in the CMS lexicon.

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Why Eastblood is Ditched the Polish for a "Dirty" 80s Sound

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What happens when you take members of Exodus, Generation Kill, and the Dee Snider band and tell them to stop acting like professionals? Eastblood is the answer. Chris Akin digs into why these guys are intentionally making things "ugly" and "raw" in an era where every other band is hiding behind ProTools and backing tracks. They aren’t just playing music; they are fighting the "supergroup" curse that usually kills projects before they start.

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– The "Supergroup" Trap: Why labels hurt more than they help.
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– The Reality of Modern Touring: Van life vs. the Bus lie.
– "Burn What's Left": The Eastblood philosophy.

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