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November 04, 2021
CMS | Pumpkin Bombs, Turd Candy and Load-Ins
On this episode, Neeley and Chris talk about a story where a woman was assaulted by a man that threw a pumpkin at her. They then talk about ex-Enuff Z'nuff vocalist Donnie Vie saying that the current Enuff Z'nuff is like biting into a turd in a Snickers' wrapper. Finally, they read an open letter from Stevie Rachelle to Queensryche vocalist Todd LaTorre who seemingly insults road crews with his smug attitude on social media.
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Why is Don Jamieson the Last National Act to Play This Iconic Club?
Seth Williams and Chris Akin aren't here to play by the rules or read from a corporate script. In this raw, unedited session, the guys are joined by special guest and comedian Don Jamieson to pull back the curtain on the "death" of the legendary Funny Stop. Between Seth’s "swollen ball syndrome" updates and the arrival of restaurant reporter Tony Musachio from the new and improved SHOOTERS, this is the high-octane chaos the mainstream media is too terrified to broadcast. If you want the truth from a comedy veteran who has seen it all, you’re in the right place.
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Don't Wait For Our GREAT Chat with Heaven & Hell's Vinny Appice!
Vinnie Appice reveals the "drum machine" drama behind Black Sabbath's final studio album with Dio. Lawsuits, legends, and loud drums. Watch now! #Metal #Sabbath
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DEAD ARTIST LAWSUITS & AIRPLANE SEAT SQUATTERS! (Audio)
Why is everyone still suing Michael Jackson's estate? Neeley and Chris are giving their honest take on the skepticism surrounding the latest legal battle and reviewing the trailer for the upcoming MICHAEL biopic. We're also talking about the tragedy of the woman who fell off the cruise ship and the infuriating new trend of "seat squatting" on planes. Finally, CMS Producer Weezie honors our lost friend, Bob Nalbandian. Share and follow for the metal-fueled truth! Get commercial-free episodes by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!
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Agnostic Front BASSIST on DMC & Their Bold New Sound! (Audio)
Seriously, how do you keep your music fresh when you're a band with a decades-long history? It's tough! Chris chats with Agnostic Front bassist Mike Gallo about their latest, ECHOES OF ETERNITY. They talk about the killer sound improvements, what it was like working with a legend like DMC for the first time, and the guts it takes to try new things as a legacy act. Don't just listen—hit that share button, follow us, and subscribe to Rumble Premium for more! Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!
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LEMMY SMASHES MIXING BOARD! KING DIAMOND'S $26K HANDOUT! (Audio)
What’s crazier: Lemmy destroying a multi-million dollar mixing board with a cheeseburger, or King Diamond getting $26,000 a year from his government just for being an artist? Neeley and Chris tackle these wild metal stories! We also review George Lynch's new single, which he released after admitting he totally lied about retiring. Hint: the guys are NOT impressed. Plus, check out the insane guitar talent from a young private school student. Like, follow, and share this video! Get commercial-free episodes and more by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!
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Remembering Ross The Boss!!
This is a big one for me, personally. I got to know Ross a bit over the years (certainly not a close friend, but friendly each time we spoke or ran into each other). He was always very nice to me!! ALS is a motherfucker, so in passing quick after it was announced, I'm hopeful he wasn't quietly suffering with it for years and it wasn't a long, painful end.
RIP Sir. I'll miss the pings in the background of your interviews, your joking spirit, and of course the amazing riffs that will never EVER be forgotten by Metalheads!!
R.I.P. Ross The Boss!
In the shadowed halls of metal lore, where thunderous riffs once shook the earth and warriors raised their voices to the heavens, we mourn the passing of a true legend: Ross “The Boss” Friedman.
Born in the Bronx on January 3, 1954, Ross forged a path that bridged the raw fury of punk with the epic grandeur of heavy metal. As a founding member of The Dictators, he helped birth the protopunk sound that would echo through generations. Then, alongside Joey DeMaio, he co-founded Manowar, the band that defined power metal’s unyielding spirit—songs of steel, glory, and unbreakable brotherhood that inspired armies of fans worldwide to stand tall and fight on.
Ross “The Boss” wasn’t just a guitarist; he was a force of nature. His blazing solos and thunderous tone powered anthems that still roar from stages and speakers alike. He lived the warrior code: loud, proud, and fearless. Even in his final battle with ALS—a cruel adversary that silenced his hands but never his indomitable...
SEPULTURA RELEASE NEW SINGLE 'BEYOND THE DREAM'
THE DUMPSTER HEIST: Deep Purple, Accidental Theft, and the Death of "Metal Cred" + Throwback
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Chris and Neeley expose the absolute state of “metal legends” in 2026. From “accidental” shoplifting at the Warehouse to forgetting which band member is still alive, the nostalgia filter is officially broken. If you think your favorite 80s icons still have “it,” you’re delusional. They’re just trying to remember where they parked the tour bus.
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The Great Trash Bin Heist: Confessions of stealing Led Zeppelin box sets via the dumpster.
Gay Waiter Horror: Why a 30-degree temperature drop is the least of their problems.
The “Metal Head” Fraud: Why naming New Edition members results in immediate loss of “cred.”
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The Classic Metal Show LIVE! 3/21/26 (Full Show)
Anthrax has officially entered the “Guns N’ Roses Zone,” and it’s a pathetic death spiral. It has been a decade of excuses, delays, and “coming soon” promises that have resulted in exactly zero music. Chris and the crew dismantle the corporate bullshit surrounding this “legendary” band. With members scattered between Pantera, Shadows Fall, and Journey tribute acts, Anthrax is no longer a band—it’s a part-time hobby for guys who forgot how to be dangerous. We expose why the new single is likely a toothless turd and why the “Classic Metal” brand is being set on fire by the very people who built it.
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THE 10-YEAR TEASE: Why Anthrax is the new Chinese Democracy of Thrash.
PART-TIME LEGENDS: Scott Ian and the Pantera paycheck vs. actual creativity.
THE TOOTHLESS SINGLE: Predicting the inevitable mid-tempo collapse of a once-great band.
BAR STOOL REVOLUTION: Why your 80s heroes need to retire before they fall off their chairs.
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