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CMS | Brass Against Perform Human Toilet On Stage!

On this episode of THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW, Neeley and Chris review the story and the video of the singer of Brass Against taking a piss in the face of a man during their WELCOME TO ROCKVILLE show.

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PAUL STANLEY EXPOSED: 35 Years of the SAME Script? (2009)

Is the “Starchild” actually a well-oiled robot repeating the same lines for four decades? Neeley and Chris dig into the archives to prove that Paul Stanley hasn’t had an original thought on stage since 1973. Does the mainstream rock media actually believe this “Public Service Announcement” routine is organic, or are they just too scared to call out the KISS machine for being a total scripted sham? You won’t believe how identical these rants are until you hear the side-by-side evidence—hit play and see the mask slip. This episode originally aired on 9/12/09.

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  • The “Open Loop” Mystery: Does Paul Have a Script?
  • 1975 vs 1996: The “Alcohol” Speech Evolution
  • “How Many Animals?” – Paul Insults Detroit
  • The “Madison Square Garden” Fraud
  • The Band Isn’t Ready! Paul’s Epic Script Fail

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BRAD ARNOLD DEAD AT 47: The Shocking End of a Rock Legend!

The industry just lost its "Kryptonite," but why does the timing feel so damn wrong? Brad Arnold was only 47 years old—practically a kid in rock years—and the CMS News Exclusive is the only place with the balls to ask if the rock lifestyle finally claimed another victim or if the system failed him. The mainstream media is giving you the Hallmark version of the story, but Alicia and Alex are digging into the wreckage. Do you want the sanitized obituary, or do you want the scorched-earth reality of what happens when a rock soul burns out too soon? Hit play and find out why the rock community is actually pissed off.

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ROB ZOMBIE EXPOSES THE TOTAL INCOMPETENCE OF MUSIC JOURNALISM!

Think you know what happens behind the scenes of a major rock star’s press conference? You’re being fed a sanitized, corporate lie by "journalists" who have no business holding a microphone. Neeley and Chris expose a room full of major publication hacks asking questions so mind-numbingly stupid that you’ll wonder how they still have jobs. Is the mainstream media deliberately trying to kill Rock 'N' Roll with fluff, or are they just too lazy to do a five-minute Google search? Hit play to hear the exact moment the "professional" press officially lost the plot. This is from the 10/31/09 episode of THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW.

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0:00 - The 100-Person Garbage Fest Begins
9:14 - The Worst Question in the History of Journalism
17:40 - Rob Zombie’s "Big Announcement" is Total Bullsh*t
19:18 - The Most Embarrassing KISS Army Member Alive
51:53 - Waiting 51 Minutes to Ask About Thanksgiving Dinner
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DEAD ARTIST LAWSUITS & AIRPLANE SEAT SQUATTERS! (Audio)

Why is everyone still suing Michael Jackson's estate? Neeley and Chris are giving their honest take on the skepticism surrounding the latest legal battle and reviewing the trailer for the upcoming MICHAEL biopic. We're also talking about the tragedy of the woman who fell off the cruise ship and the infuriating new trend of "seat squatting" on planes. Finally, CMS Producer Weezie honors our lost friend, Bob Nalbandian. Share and follow for the metal-fueled truth! Get commercial-free episodes by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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DEAD ARTIST LAWSUITS & AIRPLANE SEAT SQUATTERS! (Audio)
Agnostic Front BASSIST on DMC & Their Bold New Sound! (Audio)

Seriously, how do you keep your music fresh when you're a band with a decades-long history? It's tough! Chris chats with Agnostic Front bassist Mike Gallo about their latest, ECHOES OF ETERNITY. They talk about the killer sound improvements, what it was like working with a legend like DMC for the first time, and the guts it takes to try new things as a legacy act. Don't just listen—hit that share button, follow us, and subscribe to Rumble Premium for more! Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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Agnostic Front BASSIST on DMC & Their Bold New Sound! (Audio)
LEMMY SMASHES MIXING BOARD! KING DIAMOND'S $26K HANDOUT! (Audio)

What’s crazier: Lemmy destroying a multi-million dollar mixing board with a cheeseburger, or King Diamond getting $26,000 a year from his government just for being an artist? Neeley and Chris tackle these wild metal stories! We also review George Lynch's new single, which he released after admitting he totally lied about retiring. Hint: the guys are NOT impressed. Plus, check out the insane guitar talent from a young private school student. Like, follow, and share this video! Get commercial-free episodes and more by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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LEMMY SMASHES MIXING BOARD! KING DIAMOND'S $26K HANDOUT! (Audio)
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February 08, 2026

Cracking this open after months the brewery was shut down. I’m an investor and they got screwed in Norfolk VA for not being woke enough for the liberal mob. They had to shut down but now are back looking for a new facility. I say Florida.

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Masterplan to Release METALMORPHOSIS In June!

Power metal legends MASTERPLAN, who are led by former HELLOWEEN guitarist Roland Grapow, will release their new studio album, "Metalmorphosis", on June 26, 2026 via Frontiers Music Srl.

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To celebrate the announcement, the band has share a new single and accompanying video, "Chase The Light", available below.

Grapow described the single as "a dark and aggressive track about fear, control, and a world that feeds on pain. It shows how power rises while compassion fades, trapping people in silence and despair. The song pushes through chaos and suffering toward release — a call to break free, heal old wounds, and reclaim your strength".

Grapow expressed his enthusiasm for MASTERPLAN's record — the band's first new songs since "Novum Initium", released in 2013. "Metalmorphosis" really captures what this album means to us: a transformation, but still true to the spirit of MASTERPLAN," he said. "We've grown over the ...

CMS CLASSIC: DON DOKKEN UNLEASHED: "The Rest of the Band Was Out of Their Minds on Coke!" 2008

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Don Dokken just stepped into the line of fire, and he’s naming names. Think you knew why the classic Dokken lineup imploded at the height of their fame? You’ve been fed the mainstream corporate version for decades. Don finally stops the polite act and reveals the absolute degenerate chaos involving George Lynch and Jeff Pilson that made a reunion impossible.

Was Don the "difficult" one, or was he the only sober man in a room full of addicts? Why did he have to take Valium just to survive his own tour bus? Neeley and Chris dig into the grime of the 80s to find out if Dokken is finally back from the brink, or if the bridge is burned forever. You won't hear this version on a "sanitized" rock documentary—hit play to hear the raw, scorched-earth truth. This interview originally aired on 5/10/08. 

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01:15 - Don't Call it a Throwback: The Truth About Lightning Strikes Again
04:30 - The Scalpel and the Singer: How Nasal Surgery Saved Don’s Voice
11:50 - "Dokken's Cheerios": Why the Fans Hate Musical Growth
18:22 - The Million Dollar Question: Don’t Hold Your Breath for a Reunion
21:10 - The "Wall of Shame": Groupies, Polaroids, and 80s Degeneracy
24:45 - Snorting the Profits: George Lynch, Jeff Pilson, and the Coke Years

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CHRIS AKIN'S SICKEST PRANK: Exploiting YouTube's "Helper" for Global Mockery!

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Chris Akin just crossed a line that would get anyone else banned for life. By exploiting a “God-fearing” YouTube karaoke singer’s desire to help the sick, the CMS has reached a new, hilarious low that has the phone lines screaming “Straight to Hell.” How far did Chris go with a fake story about a dying brother and a rare blood disease just to get a poorly sung Dokken cover? You have to hear Jeffrey C. Music’s “prayerful” dedication to realize exactly how twisted the Classic Metal Show truly is.

(00:03:43) The “Unwitting Dupe”: Who is Jeffrey C. Music?

(00:05:44) Chris Akin’s “Story of Woe”: The Fake Death of Wes

(00:10:03) Praying for the Prank: Jeffrey Falls for the Scheme

(00:10:56) Dokken “Alone Again”: The Most Brutal Karaoke Massacre Ever

(00:18:43) “Straight to Hell”: Callers React to the Heinous Agenda

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THE LINEUP: We dive deep into the legends: Motley Crue, Metallica, Judas Priest, Poison, Metal Church, Dokken, Lynch Mob, Journey, Ratt, and our favorite target, Eddie Trunk.

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Is This 10-Minute Track The Most Politically Incorrect Song In History?

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Is Harry Chapin actually the most “Death Metal” songwriter to ever live? Neeley and Chris dive into a 10-minute lyrical trainwreck that makes Cannibal Corpse look like a Sunday School choir. How did a “folk legend” get away with a story this brutal, this racist, and this fundamentally “bummed out” without being canceled into oblivion decades ago? You won’t believe the “unbelievable story” Jamie Lang unearthed, and you’ll never hear the “Cat’s in the Cradle” guy the same way again.

(00:01:44) Happy Time With Harry: Folk Legend or Secret Madman?

(00:07:12) The “Little Black Bummer” Lyrical Trainwreck Begins

(00:15:01) “Mainlining Skag” & Street Thuggery: The 70s TV Theme From Hell

(00:25:34) Chapin Goes Full Archie Bunker: The “Slants” and “Gooks” Verse

(00:41:22) The Grocery Store Shootout: A “Sane Man” Acting Like A Fool

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THE LINEUP: We dive deep into the legends: Motley Crue, Metallica, Judas Priest, Poison, Metal Church, Dokken, Lynch Mob, Journey, Ratt, and our favorite target, Eddie Trunk.

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