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CMS | Brass Against Perform Human Toilet On Stage!

On this episode of THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW, Neeley and Chris review the story and the video of the singer of Brass Against taking a piss in the face of a man during their WELCOME TO ROCKVILLE show.

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Why Nazareth’s Pete Agnew Thinks the Internet is KILLING Rock and Roll

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Nazareth founding member Pete Agnew doesn't pull punches when discussing the state of the music industry and the upcoming "Titans of Classic Rock" tour with Foghat. While the world remembers them for the legendary ballad "Love Hurts," Agnew reveals the raw, hard-rocking reality of a band that has survived five decades of industry shifts. From the "gift from the gods" in new vocalist Gianni Pontillo to the polarizing effect of the internet on global setlists, this is an uncensored look at rock royalty still claiming their throne. Discover why the "original rockers" are the only ones left who truly understand the spirit of the 70s.

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Why is Don Jamieson the Last National Act to Play This Iconic Club?

Seth Williams and Chris Akin aren't here to play by the rules or read from a corporate script. In this raw, unedited session, the guys are joined by special guest and comedian Don Jamieson to pull back the curtain on the "death" of the legendary Funny Stop. Between Seth’s "swollen ball syndrome" updates and the arrival of restaurant reporter Tony Musachio from the new and improved SHOOTERS, this is the high-octane chaos the mainstream media is too terrified to broadcast. If you want the truth from a comedy veteran who has seen it all, you’re in the right place.

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Special Guest Don Jamieson: The comedy vet discusses being the final national headliner at the Funny Stop.

The Death of Local Comedy: Don Jamieson breaks down the reality of closing iconic rooms.

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Don't Wait For Our GREAT Chat with Heaven & Hell's Vinny Appice!

Vinnie Appice reveals the "drum machine" drama behind Black Sabbath's final studio album with Dio. Lawsuits, legends, and loud drums. Watch now! #Metal #Sabbath

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DEAD ARTIST LAWSUITS & AIRPLANE SEAT SQUATTERS! (Audio)

Why is everyone still suing Michael Jackson's estate? Neeley and Chris are giving their honest take on the skepticism surrounding the latest legal battle and reviewing the trailer for the upcoming MICHAEL biopic. We're also talking about the tragedy of the woman who fell off the cruise ship and the infuriating new trend of "seat squatting" on planes. Finally, CMS Producer Weezie honors our lost friend, Bob Nalbandian. Share and follow for the metal-fueled truth! Get commercial-free episodes by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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Agnostic Front BASSIST on DMC & Their Bold New Sound! (Audio)

Seriously, how do you keep your music fresh when you're a band with a decades-long history? It's tough! Chris chats with Agnostic Front bassist Mike Gallo about their latest, ECHOES OF ETERNITY. They talk about the killer sound improvements, what it was like working with a legend like DMC for the first time, and the guts it takes to try new things as a legacy act. Don't just listen—hit that share button, follow us, and subscribe to Rumble Premium for more! Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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LEMMY SMASHES MIXING BOARD! KING DIAMOND'S $26K HANDOUT! (Audio)

What’s crazier: Lemmy destroying a multi-million dollar mixing board with a cheeseburger, or King Diamond getting $26,000 a year from his government just for being an artist? Neeley and Chris tackle these wild metal stories! We also review George Lynch's new single, which he released after admitting he totally lied about retiring. Hint: the guys are NOT impressed. Plus, check out the insane guitar talent from a young private school student. Like, follow, and share this video! Get commercial-free episodes and more by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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Hey guys,

I'm always dicking around with something, right?

Since everyone has such a hard time with the links to listen to the audio version of THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW, I built a new CMS Radio page. It's available at www.cmsradio.net. It works on all devices. On your phone, you can tune in and lock your screen and it will keep playing (at least, it's supposed to and does on my iPhone).

The page has 3 things:

1. CMS 24/7 - where you can hear all our old episodes of THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW streaming 24/7.

2. CMS Rocks - where you can hear heavy metal music all day long (all subgenres... or at least most of them).

3. The latest 10 episodes of THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW and my CHRIS AKIN PRESENTS INTERVIEWS.

This is a quick page just to make it a bit easier for you to stay connected with THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW all the time!!

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Jack Douglas died. Great producer. Cheap Trick, Aerosmith 70s heyday, and John Lennon.

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Alex Van Halen: The Grave Robbing of Heavy Metal

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Let’s be real: the “Founding Member” doesn’t mean a damn thing to the suits anymore. We just sat through the absolute train wreck of a Judas Priest documentary discussion, and it’s clear—the industry wants the brand, but they hate the history. Excluding KK Downing and Ripper Owens isn’t just a snub; it’s a rewrite of history that treats a decade of the band’s life like a mistake.

And don’t even get us started on the Van Halen camp. Alex is digging through Eddie’s private vaults, bringing in Steve Lukather—a god on the fretboard, sure—to “finish” what Eddie left behind. If the man who defined modern guitar didn’t finish it, it wasn’t meant to be heard. It’s the same disease affecting The Eagles and Pantera. At what point do you stop being a band and start being a traveling museum of “what used to be”? We’re watching our heroes turn into high-priced tribute acts of themselves, and the fans are expected to just swallow it and buy the 1,700-minute Reload box set.

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The "Handjob" Heard 'Round the World | CMS Classic 2012

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Let’s talk about the absolute state of 80s legends trying to navigate the modern streaming era. Loudness—Japan’s greatest heavy metal export—just dropped Eve of Dawn, and while the riffs are still sharp, the "gang vocals" have hit a hilarious, unintentional snag.

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We took a deep dive into the track "Hang Tough," and I’m telling you, once you hear it, your ears are ruined for life. Between the accent and the production, the legendary Minoru Niihara isn't singing a classic anthem of resilience; he’s screaming "HANDJOB!" at the top of his lungs over a "weedle-weedle" guitar solo.

It’s the kind of high-friction, bar-room comedy you can’t make up. We transitioned from that linguistic trainwreck into a power-metal cover of Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" by the Northern Kings that was so over-produced and "too much," it actually made us miss the accidental filth of Loudness. Is the "substance" of metal being traded for gimmick covers and phonetic failures? We break it all down with the kind of honesty that gets us kicked off the "safe" platforms.

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Randy Trask’s Boombox Bloodbath

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Let’s be real—the music industry is currently a joke. While the mainstream media is busy polishing the turds of industry plants, we’re out here dealing with the raw, unfiltered, and sometimes agonizing truth of the “metal life.”

This week, we deep-dive into the absolute fraud that is modern DIY production. Our long-time “friend” Randy Trask dropped off his new record, Buffonia 2026. But he didn’t just bring the music; he brought a $40 Walmart boombox and a dozen donuts because he’s so technologically finished he can’t even send an MP3.

What follows is a 6-hour descent into madness. We’re talking about “drum sounds” that sound like tin foil in a microwave and “vocals” that resemble a cat being strangled in a gym shower. It’s a total bloodbath of bad timing and zero substance. We love the guy, but someone has to tell the truth: this record is a technical snub to anyone with ears.

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