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CMS | Dr. Magic Flute Cures Viruses With His Dick!

On this episode, Neeley and Chris read a story about a doctor called Dr. Magic Flute who says he can cure women's HPV by having sex with them. Following, they do a story about a girl that shot her vagina doing an online sex show.

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Why Nazareth’s Pete Agnew Thinks the Internet is KILLING Rock and Roll

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Nazareth founding member Pete Agnew doesn't pull punches when discussing the state of the music industry and the upcoming "Titans of Classic Rock" tour with Foghat. While the world remembers them for the legendary ballad "Love Hurts," Agnew reveals the raw, hard-rocking reality of a band that has survived five decades of industry shifts. From the "gift from the gods" in new vocalist Gianni Pontillo to the polarizing effect of the internet on global setlists, this is an uncensored look at rock royalty still claiming their throne. Discover why the "original rockers" are the only ones left who truly understand the spirit of the 70s.

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Why is Don Jamieson the Last National Act to Play This Iconic Club?

Seth Williams and Chris Akin aren't here to play by the rules or read from a corporate script. In this raw, unedited session, the guys are joined by special guest and comedian Don Jamieson to pull back the curtain on the "death" of the legendary Funny Stop. Between Seth’s "swollen ball syndrome" updates and the arrival of restaurant reporter Tony Musachio from the new and improved SHOOTERS, this is the high-octane chaos the mainstream media is too terrified to broadcast. If you want the truth from a comedy veteran who has seen it all, you’re in the right place.

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Special Guest Don Jamieson: The comedy vet discusses being the final national headliner at the Funny Stop.

The Death of Local Comedy: Don Jamieson breaks down the reality of closing iconic rooms.

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Don't Wait For Our GREAT Chat with Heaven & Hell's Vinny Appice!

Vinnie Appice reveals the "drum machine" drama behind Black Sabbath's final studio album with Dio. Lawsuits, legends, and loud drums. Watch now! #Metal #Sabbath

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DEAD ARTIST LAWSUITS & AIRPLANE SEAT SQUATTERS! (Audio)

Why is everyone still suing Michael Jackson's estate? Neeley and Chris are giving their honest take on the skepticism surrounding the latest legal battle and reviewing the trailer for the upcoming MICHAEL biopic. We're also talking about the tragedy of the woman who fell off the cruise ship and the infuriating new trend of "seat squatting" on planes. Finally, CMS Producer Weezie honors our lost friend, Bob Nalbandian. Share and follow for the metal-fueled truth! Get commercial-free episodes by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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Agnostic Front BASSIST on DMC & Their Bold New Sound! (Audio)

Seriously, how do you keep your music fresh when you're a band with a decades-long history? It's tough! Chris chats with Agnostic Front bassist Mike Gallo about their latest, ECHOES OF ETERNITY. They talk about the killer sound improvements, what it was like working with a legend like DMC for the first time, and the guts it takes to try new things as a legacy act. Don't just listen—hit that share button, follow us, and subscribe to Rumble Premium for more! Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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LEMMY SMASHES MIXING BOARD! KING DIAMOND'S $26K HANDOUT! (Audio)

What’s crazier: Lemmy destroying a multi-million dollar mixing board with a cheeseburger, or King Diamond getting $26,000 a year from his government just for being an artist? Neeley and Chris tackle these wild metal stories! We also review George Lynch's new single, which he released after admitting he totally lied about retiring. Hint: the guys are NOT impressed. Plus, check out the insane guitar talent from a young private school student. Like, follow, and share this video! Get commercial-free episodes and more by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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LEMMY SMASHES MIXING BOARD! KING DIAMOND'S $26K HANDOUT! (Audio)
Metal fans don’t just listen… they COMMIT.

They buy albums.

They go to shows.

They follow bands for DECADES.

No trend-hopping.

No fake hype.

Just loyalty.

That’s why metal never dies.

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NEW ANTHRAX!

Alright… let’s settle this.

Every era had its icon.

The voice.

The presence.

The attitude.

But there can only be ONE greatest frontman.

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HBO EXPOSES The Weight Loss CULT Nobody Wanted To Question

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A weight loss program. A church empire. A cult built on obedience, vanity, money, and control.

And somehow… people STILL defend it.

HBO’s “The Way Down” exposed one of the strangest religious scams ever built — and the deeper this story gets, the uglier it becomes.

 

 

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VIP members already saw this. The real conversation never makes the public feed.

The public clips are just the leftovers.

On this episode:

- Gwen Shamblin’s transformation into a full-blown cult leader
- The manipulation tactics behind the church
- Why people surrender freedom so easily
- The creepy psychology behind obedience culture
- The bizarre “weight loss through God” scam
- Why cults ALWAYS become money machines
- The terrifying part nobody wants to admit

People are going to hate this, but the documentary proves something most people refuse to acknowledge: Some people WANT to be controlled.

And that’s where this whole thing becomes dangerous.

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Armored Saint's John Bush: Why Metal Still Needs the "Assembly Line" Work Ethic

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In an era where every "expert" with an iPhone thinks they’re a rock star, Armored Saint just reminded us why they are the undisputed kings of heavy metal longevity. John Bush isn't just a vocalist; he’s a craftsman who treats his art like a shift at the Ford plant—and I mean that with the highest respect.

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On their new record, EMOTION FACTORY RESET, the Saint proves that the secret to a 40-year career isn't chasing TikTok trends or "brand building" on social media. It’s about the grind. Bush reveals the "factory" mentality: everyone has a job, you perfect your piece of the machine, and you pass it down the line. It’s a blue-collar ethos in a white-noise industry.

 

 

We dig deep into why Bush refuses to be a "social media pedestal" guy and how he and Joey Vera managed to survive four decades of ego-driven industry traps without killing each other. If you’re tired of the "influencer" metal scene and want to hear from a guy who still reads the physical newspaper and values the mystery of the music business, this is your wake-up call. The factory is open.

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“This Is Getting Creepy”: Sharon Osbourne Wants Fans Talking To A Dead A.I. Ozzy Forever
Sharon Osbourne’s A.I. Ozzy Project Feels Less Like A Tribute… And More Like A Digital Cash Grab

Here’s the reality: a lot of metal fans are going to pretend this sounds “innovative” because it involves Ozzy Osbourne. But if literally anybody else announced plans to create an immortal A.I. version of a dead rock legend that fans could pay to interact with forever, people would call it exactly what it looks like — creepy as hell.

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According to reports coming out of Licensing Expo 2026 in Las Vegas, Sharon and Jack Osbourne have partnered with Hyperreal to create what Jack called Ozzy’s “digital DNA,” including his voice, image, and movements. Sharon went even further, saying fans will be able to “ask Ozzy anything” and get answers “in his own voice.”

That’s where this whole thing starts getting uncomfortable.

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Not because technology exists. That ship sailed years ago. The problem is the increasingly obvious attempt to turn dead artists into permanent interactive products.

And yes — product is the key word here.

The second Sharon said they plan to take this experience “all around the world,” you could practically hear the licensing executives salivating.

This isn’t just about preserving Ozzy’s legacy. This is about monetizing it indefinitely.

There’s a huge difference between archived interviews, documentaries, unreleased recordings, or tribute exhibits versus generating brand-new fake conversations using A.I. trained to imitate what Ozzy “would have said.”

That line matters.

Because once you normalize this, where does it stop?

Do we eventually get A.I. Ronnie James Dio interviews? Interactive Lemmy holograms selling whiskey? Digital Cliff Burton meet-and-greets? At what point does the actual human legacy disappear underneath the corporate replica?

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And metal fans especially should be skeptical here because authenticity has ALWAYS mattered in this scene more than almost any other genre.

Ozzy mattered because he was unpredictable, flawed, hilarious, reckless, human, and completely impossible to manufacture. That chaos was the magic. The idea that an algorithm can recreate that honestly feels insulting to what made him special in the first place.

Even Jack Osbourne admitted how “scary” the technology already is.

That should probably be the warning sign everybody pays attention to.

Of course, there will absolutely be fans who love this. Some people will see it as comforting. Others will call it a groundbreaking way to preserve history. And to be fair, the Osbournes do have every legal right to protect and expand Ozzy’s estate however they want.

But none of that means fans are obligated to celebrate it.

Because there’s another uncomfortable truth sitting underneath all this:

The music industry has spent decades squeezing every possible dollar out of aging catalogs. A.I. just gave them a way to keep doing it forever.

That’s the real story here.

Not “innovation.”

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Not “legacy.”

Not “fan connection.”

Immortality-as-a-service.

And once major estates realize fans will pay for fake interactions with dead legends, this floodgate is never closing again.

What happens next is the scary part.

Because Ozzy Osbourne won’t be the last one.

And deep down, most fans already know that.

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Is the A.I. Ozzy project a tribute… or a line-crossing exploitation of a dead legend?

  • It’s disturbing and completely against what metal stands for
  • If the family approves it, fans should stop complaining
  • This is only the beginning and the industry is about to abuse A.I. hard
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