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Why is Don Jamieson the Last National Act to Play This Iconic Club?

Seth Williams and Chris Akin aren't here to play by the rules or read from a corporate script. In this raw, unedited session, the guys are joined by special guest and comedian Don Jamieson to pull back the curtain on the "death" of the legendary Funny Stop. Between Seth’s "swollen ball syndrome" updates and the arrival of restaurant reporter Tony Musachio from the new and improved SHOOTERS, this is the high-octane chaos the mainstream media is too terrified to broadcast. If you want the truth from a comedy veteran who has seen it all, you’re in the right place.

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Special Guest Don Jamieson: The comedy vet discusses being the final national headliner at the Funny Stop.

The Death of Local Comedy: Don Jamieson breaks down the reality of closing iconic rooms.

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Don't Wait For Our GREAT Chat with Heaven & Hell's Vinny Appice!

Vinnie Appice reveals the "drum machine" drama behind Black Sabbath's final studio album with Dio. Lawsuits, legends, and loud drums. Watch now! #Metal #Sabbath

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DEAD ARTIST LAWSUITS & AIRPLANE SEAT SQUATTERS! (Audio)

Why is everyone still suing Michael Jackson's estate? Neeley and Chris are giving their honest take on the skepticism surrounding the latest legal battle and reviewing the trailer for the upcoming MICHAEL biopic. We're also talking about the tragedy of the woman who fell off the cruise ship and the infuriating new trend of "seat squatting" on planes. Finally, CMS Producer Weezie honors our lost friend, Bob Nalbandian. Share and follow for the metal-fueled truth! Get commercial-free episodes by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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DEAD ARTIST LAWSUITS & AIRPLANE SEAT SQUATTERS! (Audio)
Agnostic Front BASSIST on DMC & Their Bold New Sound! (Audio)

Seriously, how do you keep your music fresh when you're a band with a decades-long history? It's tough! Chris chats with Agnostic Front bassist Mike Gallo about their latest, ECHOES OF ETERNITY. They talk about the killer sound improvements, what it was like working with a legend like DMC for the first time, and the guts it takes to try new things as a legacy act. Don't just listen—hit that share button, follow us, and subscribe to Rumble Premium for more! Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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LEMMY SMASHES MIXING BOARD! KING DIAMOND'S $26K HANDOUT! (Audio)

What’s crazier: Lemmy destroying a multi-million dollar mixing board with a cheeseburger, or King Diamond getting $26,000 a year from his government just for being an artist? Neeley and Chris tackle these wild metal stories! We also review George Lynch's new single, which he released after admitting he totally lied about retiring. Hint: the guys are NOT impressed. Plus, check out the insane guitar talent from a young private school student. Like, follow, and share this video! Get commercial-free episodes and more by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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LEMMY SMASHES MIXING BOARD! KING DIAMOND'S $26K HANDOUT! (Audio)
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Bare Knuckle Fighting

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Why did Ross The Boss Record His New Album In Total Chaos? (3/9/20)

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Ross "The Boss" Friedman doesn't have time for your slow recording schedules or your modern metal "no-hook" garbage. In this aggressive sit-down, Ross breaks down why the new album BORN OF FIRE had to be birthed under extreme pressure and why modern metal bands have completely forgotten how to write a song you can actually remember. From the thrashy madness of "Glory to the Slain" to his secret weapon Mike LePond, Ross proves why he’s still the "Boss" and why most modern musicians are just playing pretend.

 

 

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  • The Death of the Hook: Ross explains why modern metal is failing and how he forces "hooks and hits" into every track.

  • Recording Under Fire: Why the record company forced a rush job and why Ross says he’ll never go back to a rehearsal room again.

  • The LePond Factor: Aggressive praise for Mike LePond and why he’s officially the finest bass player on the planet.

  • The Manowar Legacy: Ross addresses the fans who only want the past and why the new era is actually heavier and meaner.

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Why Thundermother Refuses to Use Backing Tracks (And Who She’s Calling Out)

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Thundermother’s Filippa Nässil isn’t here to play the corporate rock game. In this raw sit-down, she exposes the nightmare of American work visas, the “hierarchy” of stadium tours, and why most modern live albums are over-produced garbage. If you think your favorite band is actually playing every note you hear on stage, you’re in for a rude awakening.

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Why Does Hollywood Hate Small Tits and Real Women? + Throwback

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Lili Reinhart is crying "sexism" because a director asked her to suck in her gut. Really? Neely and Chris dive into the total insanity of modern actresses complaining about the very industry that made them rich for being hot. From the unrealistic beauty standards of Old Hollywood icons like Marilyn Monroe to the current reign of Sydney Sweeney, the boys break down why "body dysmorphia" is becoming the go-to excuse for actresses who can't handle the job requirements of being a leading lady. Plus, a "Home Depot Test" proves that men aren't "intimidated" by hot girls—they’re just over the drama.

 

 

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The Sucking-In Scandal: Lili Reinhart’s "traumatic" encounter with a director.

Hollywood Standards vs. Reality: Why being hot is literally the job description.

The Sydney Sweeney Playbook: Why playing the game makes you a superstar.

The Home Depot Experiment: Hot girl vs. "Boy" outfit—who gets better service?

The Death of the Traditional Relationship: Why men are choosing to go their own way.

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