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On this episode of THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW, Neeley and Chris disappointedly watch a new video from Kaitlyn Bennett, where she says she's decided to stop fighting for freedom and start fighting for parental awareness issues.

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00:00:53
Why is Don Jamieson the Last National Act to Play This Iconic Club?

Seth Williams and Chris Akin aren't here to play by the rules or read from a corporate script. In this raw, unedited session, the guys are joined by special guest and comedian Don Jamieson to pull back the curtain on the "death" of the legendary Funny Stop. Between Seth’s "swollen ball syndrome" updates and the arrival of restaurant reporter Tony Musachio from the new and improved SHOOTERS, this is the high-octane chaos the mainstream media is too terrified to broadcast. If you want the truth from a comedy veteran who has seen it all, you’re in the right place.

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Special Guest Don Jamieson: The comedy vet discusses being the final national headliner at the Funny Stop.

The Death of Local Comedy: Don Jamieson breaks down the reality of closing iconic rooms.

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01:04:08
Don't Wait For Our GREAT Chat with Heaven & Hell's Vinny Appice!

Vinnie Appice reveals the "drum machine" drama behind Black Sabbath's final studio album with Dio. Lawsuits, legends, and loud drums. Watch now! #Metal #Sabbath

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DEAD ARTIST LAWSUITS & AIRPLANE SEAT SQUATTERS! (Audio)

Why is everyone still suing Michael Jackson's estate? Neeley and Chris are giving their honest take on the skepticism surrounding the latest legal battle and reviewing the trailer for the upcoming MICHAEL biopic. We're also talking about the tragedy of the woman who fell off the cruise ship and the infuriating new trend of "seat squatting" on planes. Finally, CMS Producer Weezie honors our lost friend, Bob Nalbandian. Share and follow for the metal-fueled truth! Get commercial-free episodes by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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Agnostic Front BASSIST on DMC & Their Bold New Sound! (Audio)

Seriously, how do you keep your music fresh when you're a band with a decades-long history? It's tough! Chris chats with Agnostic Front bassist Mike Gallo about their latest, ECHOES OF ETERNITY. They talk about the killer sound improvements, what it was like working with a legend like DMC for the first time, and the guts it takes to try new things as a legacy act. Don't just listen—hit that share button, follow us, and subscribe to Rumble Premium for more! Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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LEMMY SMASHES MIXING BOARD! KING DIAMOND'S $26K HANDOUT! (Audio)

What’s crazier: Lemmy destroying a multi-million dollar mixing board with a cheeseburger, or King Diamond getting $26,000 a year from his government just for being an artist? Neeley and Chris tackle these wild metal stories! We also review George Lynch's new single, which he released after admitting he totally lied about retiring. Hint: the guys are NOT impressed. Plus, check out the insane guitar talent from a young private school student. Like, follow, and share this video! Get commercial-free episodes and more by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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LEMMY SMASHES MIXING BOARD! KING DIAMOND'S $26K HANDOUT! (Audio)
Ticket Pricing and Metallica… Again!

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Why Is Bobby Blotzer Begging For A Ratt Reunion Tour? + Throwback

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Chris and Neeley are back and they are absolutely unloading on the state of the "interview" world. Bobby Blotzer is back in the news after a marathon sit-down with the Hair Metal Guru, and the guys are asking the tough questions: How does anyone sit through three hours of this? From the absolute legal clusterfuck that is RATT’s corporate structure to the delusional "closure" tours Blotzer thinks he’s entitled to, nothing is off-limits. Plus, the guys rip into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame’s latest desperate move to stay relevant by nominating Iron Maiden while simultaneously disrespecting their entire history. If you want the truth about why your favorite 80s bands are broke and dysfunctional, you’re in the right place.

ON THIS EPISODE

  • The Hair Metal Guru Obsession: Why Blotzer and Corabi are sitting for three-hour "fan historian" therapy sessions.

  • The RATT Legal Suicide: How a 30-year-old agreement is still bankrupting every member of the band.

  • Blotzer’s Payday Prayer: The real reason Bobby wants "closure" with the fans (Hint: It’s green).

  • Rock Hall Desperation: Why adding Blaze Bayley to the Maiden nomination proves the Hall is a total joke.

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Giant Balls, Thrown Ham & 100s of Korean Hookers!
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Seth and Chris kick off with the full Star-Spangled Banner, then dive straight into zero-filter chaos: Easter ham disasters, Sydney Sweeney’s upcoming ass-up OnlyFans scenes, wrestling dirt on Nick Nemeth and Hulk Hogan’s Netflix special, and Chris dropping the most unhinged military sex stories you’ll ever hear on a podcast. From Seth’s croquet-ball-sized medical nightmare and his wife chucking an $20 Easter ham in the trash because of bad instructions, to Chris confessing he banged hundreds of Korean hookers with zero protection during his Army days, this episode is pure CMS unhinged gold. They roast Jake Underwood’s health lectures, rave about Dave Landau’s new show, touch on the Iran mess, and finish with a live tour of Edwin’s restaurant with Tony Massaccio plus a custom Seth Williams anthem. Raw, funny, and zero apologies — exactly what you expect from The Seth Williams Show.

ON THIS EPISODE: 

 
- National Anthem & Show Banter
- Greetings, Marcus Off, Rumble Strategy
- “Talk About Pussy” Text & Sydney Sweeney Euphoria Hype
- Wrestling Talk: Nick Nemeth, TNA, Hulk Hogan Netflix Special
- Easter Stories & AI Blow-Up Doll Graphics
- Locals App Promo
- Seth’s Ham Catastrophe: Wife Throws It in the Trash
- Wifely Duties, Birth Control Jokes & Orthodox Easter
- Jake’s Health Lectures & Weight Rant
- Dave Landau’s “Stu & Dave Do America” Show
- Iran Ceasefire Chaos & Middle East Politics
- Blackout Coffee Ad
- Chris Akin’s Korea Hooker Confessions (Hundreds, No Rubber)
- Tony Massaccio Live at Edwin’s Restaurant Tour
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Why Does Guns N' Roses Need TWO Keyboardists? + Throwback

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The CMS guys are back and they’re taking no prisoners. This week, we dive into the chaotic streets where Alex Stein is absolutely dismantling "No Kings" protesters with nothing but a microphone and a pair of brass balls. While the world gets softer, Stein is getting louder, and we’ve got the footage that YouTube probably wants to ban. Plus, we pull back the curtain on the "unforeseen personal reasons" sidelining Guns N' Roses' mysterious second keyboardist—does anyone actually care, or is Axl just keeping the payroll bloated for fun? We also take a hard, unfiltered look at the new Black Label Society and Rachel Bolan solo tracks. Is it "amazing" or just more of the same recycled B-side garbage? You won't get this level of honesty anywhere else.

 

ON THIS EPISODE

  • Stein vs. The Sheep: Alex Stein trolls vax-addicted protesters into a literal frenzy.

  • The GNR Payroll Mystery: Why Melissa Reese is sitting out the tour and why the band needs two keyboardists in the first place.

  • Zakk Wylde’s Creative Wall: Analyzing the new Black Label Society track and why it feels like we’ve heard it ten times before.

  • The Rachel Bolan Experiment: Skid Row's bassist goes solo, but is anyone actually listening?

  • The "Amazing" Compilation: A brutal montage of the most overused word in the CMS lexicon.

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