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Why is Don Jamieson the Last National Act to Play This Iconic Club?

Seth Williams and Chris Akin aren't here to play by the rules or read from a corporate script. In this raw, unedited session, the guys are joined by special guest and comedian Don Jamieson to pull back the curtain on the "death" of the legendary Funny Stop. Between Seth’s "swollen ball syndrome" updates and the arrival of restaurant reporter Tony Musachio from the new and improved SHOOTERS, this is the high-octane chaos the mainstream media is too terrified to broadcast. If you want the truth from a comedy veteran who has seen it all, you’re in the right place.

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Special Guest Don Jamieson: The comedy vet discusses being the final national headliner at the Funny Stop.

The Death of Local Comedy: Don Jamieson breaks down the reality of closing iconic rooms.

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Don't Wait For Our GREAT Chat with Heaven & Hell's Vinny Appice!

Vinnie Appice reveals the "drum machine" drama behind Black Sabbath's final studio album with Dio. Lawsuits, legends, and loud drums. Watch now! #Metal #Sabbath

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DEAD ARTIST LAWSUITS & AIRPLANE SEAT SQUATTERS! (Audio)

Why is everyone still suing Michael Jackson's estate? Neeley and Chris are giving their honest take on the skepticism surrounding the latest legal battle and reviewing the trailer for the upcoming MICHAEL biopic. We're also talking about the tragedy of the woman who fell off the cruise ship and the infuriating new trend of "seat squatting" on planes. Finally, CMS Producer Weezie honors our lost friend, Bob Nalbandian. Share and follow for the metal-fueled truth! Get commercial-free episodes by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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Agnostic Front BASSIST on DMC & Their Bold New Sound! (Audio)

Seriously, how do you keep your music fresh when you're a band with a decades-long history? It's tough! Chris chats with Agnostic Front bassist Mike Gallo about their latest, ECHOES OF ETERNITY. They talk about the killer sound improvements, what it was like working with a legend like DMC for the first time, and the guts it takes to try new things as a legacy act. Don't just listen—hit that share button, follow us, and subscribe to Rumble Premium for more! Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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LEMMY SMASHES MIXING BOARD! KING DIAMOND'S $26K HANDOUT! (Audio)

What’s crazier: Lemmy destroying a multi-million dollar mixing board with a cheeseburger, or King Diamond getting $26,000 a year from his government just for being an artist? Neeley and Chris tackle these wild metal stories! We also review George Lynch's new single, which he released after admitting he totally lied about retiring. Hint: the guys are NOT impressed. Plus, check out the insane guitar talent from a young private school student. Like, follow, and share this video! Get commercial-free episodes and more by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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Devildriver Returns!

Bare Knuckle Fighting

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My faves are BYB Extreme and BKFC.

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Seth’s In-Law Nightmare Explodes – “Heather Needs a Break From You!”

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Seth Williams goes nuclear — belting a hilariously off-key Star-Spangled Banner before unloading on his wife’s family for treating him like “Fat Bastard” and trying to steal his Myrtle Beach vacation while he rots at home with his giant ball problem.
Chris Akin doesn’t hold back: “Shut this shit down — you’re the king of your castle.” From brutal hospital betrayals to 20 years of marriage hell, plus Sydney Sweeney’s wild puppy-play dog collar scenes in Euphoria, this no-filter episode is pure unhinged gold.

Raw, real, and zero fucks given — exactly what you expect from The Seth Williams Show.

Watch the full episode now and tell us in the comments: Would you let your in-laws dictate your vacation? Drop your thoughts below.

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Why Chris Barnes Stopped Screaming High: Jack Owen Reveals the Studio Secret

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Jack Owen has been the backbone of the most legendary death metal on the planet, but his latest work with Six Feet Under on Next to Die is sparking a massive debate among the purists. Is the "legend of death metal" getting soft, or is he finally exposing the exhaustion of the 1,000-mile-an-hour arms race? Owen pulls back the curtain on why he’s trading the archive of riffs for a "Stoner" vibe and what really happens when the high-pitched chaos of the past meets the reality of aging in the extreme scene. You won't believe what he says about the "censored" art that almost broke the industry.

 

 

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Why Does Rolling Stone Hate Heavy Metal So Much? + Throwback

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Rolling Stone has done it again. The gatekeepers of "cool" just dropped their latest "Top 50 Greatest Bands of All Time" list, and it is a complete and utter disaster. In this segment, Chris and Neeley tear through the rankings, exposing the blatant hipster bias that places indie darlings and pop acts above the literal gods of Rock and Metal. How does a band with one album outrank legends with 40-year careers? Why are foundational metal bands buried at the bottom while "college radio" favorites take the top spots? We’re calling out the elitism, the snubbing of AC/DC and Van Halen, and the absolute lack of common sense at the most out-of-touch publication in music history.

 

 

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The Hipster Litmus Test: Why Rolling Stone favors "artistic" obscurity over global dominance.

The Metal Disrespect: Analyzing the insulting placements of Black Sabbath and Metallica.

The "One-Hit Wonder" Bias: How bands with zero longevity managed to crack the Top 50.

The Snub List: Counting down the legendary acts that Rolling Stone completely ignored.

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