Chinese Democracy is finally coming out, and the "experts" over at Talking Metal are tripping over themselves to sound like insiders. Watch as we dissect Mark and John’s pathetic attempt to claim "insider knowledge" about who played five notes on a record that took fifteen years to make. This is a masterclass in why podcasting dorks shouldn't pretend to be rock stars.
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- The Talking Metal dorks countdown the release of Chinese Democracy down to the second, because they have literally nothing better to do with their lives.
- Mark and John brag about recording in "professional studios" like Silver Spacecraft, while we point out they’re probably just recording in their moms' basements with a portable tape deck.
- The "Big Scoop": Talking Metal claims Frank Ferrer played drums on the title track. We ask the real question: Who actually gives a shit about Axl Rose’s revolving door of session players?
- The MySpace humble-brag. Mark gets a "text message" from a "fan" while on air, proving that these self-important boobs think they are part of the GNR marketing machine.
- We wrap it up by mocking their decision to end a Guns N' Roses "special" with a shitty Judas Priest cover. Total amateur hour.
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