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Why is Don Jamieson the Last National Act to Play This Iconic Club?

Seth Williams and Chris Akin aren't here to play by the rules or read from a corporate script. In this raw, unedited session, the guys are joined by special guest and comedian Don Jamieson to pull back the curtain on the "death" of the legendary Funny Stop. Between Seth’s "swollen ball syndrome" updates and the arrival of restaurant reporter Tony Musachio from the new and improved SHOOTERS, this is the high-octane chaos the mainstream media is too terrified to broadcast. If you want the truth from a comedy veteran who has seen it all, you’re in the right place.

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DEAD ARTIST LAWSUITS & AIRPLANE SEAT SQUATTERS! (Audio)

Why is everyone still suing Michael Jackson's estate? Neeley and Chris are giving their honest take on the skepticism surrounding the latest legal battle and reviewing the trailer for the upcoming MICHAEL biopic. We're also talking about the tragedy of the woman who fell off the cruise ship and the infuriating new trend of "seat squatting" on planes. Finally, CMS Producer Weezie honors our lost friend, Bob Nalbandian. Share and follow for the metal-fueled truth! Get commercial-free episodes by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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Agnostic Front BASSIST on DMC & Their Bold New Sound! (Audio)

Seriously, how do you keep your music fresh when you're a band with a decades-long history? It's tough! Chris chats with Agnostic Front bassist Mike Gallo about their latest, ECHOES OF ETERNITY. They talk about the killer sound improvements, what it was like working with a legend like DMC for the first time, and the guts it takes to try new things as a legacy act. Don't just listen—hit that share button, follow us, and subscribe to Rumble Premium for more! Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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LEMMY SMASHES MIXING BOARD! KING DIAMOND'S $26K HANDOUT! (Audio)

What’s crazier: Lemmy destroying a multi-million dollar mixing board with a cheeseburger, or King Diamond getting $26,000 a year from his government just for being an artist? Neeley and Chris tackle these wild metal stories! We also review George Lynch's new single, which he released after admitting he totally lied about retiring. Hint: the guys are NOT impressed. Plus, check out the insane guitar talent from a young private school student. Like, follow, and share this video! Get commercial-free episodes and more by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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Chris Akin Builds Empire While Ranting on Everything + Throwback

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This episode of The Classic Metal Show is pure CMS chaos at its best — two old friends catching up after a busy week, no filter, no corporate bullshit. Chris dives deep into transforming his massive pinball arcade with a powerful new backend system (the same one powering Netflix subscriptions), sharing how it’ll handle everything from bookings to global ticketing. He’s all-in on the grind, even joking about building his own replacement just to collect the checks while chilling.

The conversation gets hilariously unhinged fast: electric bills that’ll make your dick hurt, PTSD scams versus real hustle, women claiming Steven Tyler incidents from 50 years ago, and why Chris would rather scream at aisle-hoggers in Walmart than meander like a lost shopper. Neeley matches the energy, talking studio upgrades that finally killed the static, Amazon vs. Walmart price wars, and why both hosts avoid box stores like the plague.

They roast long-ass interviews (looking at you, Hair Metal Guru), AI accusations on old Don and Blackie Lawless clips, and the pain of flipping sleep schedules at almost 60. Chris announces he’s canceling YouTube Premium at $27/month (“Suck my balls”) and drops SmartTube as the ad-free fix. Plus, they tease upcoming guests like Dave Landau, Jeff Tate, and Armored Saint, hype the Locals for early interviews and requests, and explain why the music break is on the protected stream.

Raw, real, and relentlessly entertaining — this is CMS warming up exactly how fans love it: zero fluff, maximum personality, and plenty of metal talk teases on the horizon (Crimson Glory, Steven Piercy, Annihilator kicking things off).

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00:00:00 - Intro: Oppu Leine from Amorphis/Octoploid Welcomes You to CMSTV
00:00:25 - Brand New Crimson Glory "Chasing the Hydra"
00:00:33 - New Steven Piercy Track Tease
00:00:40 - Chris Akin Joins the Mic – What’s Up Boss?
00:01:00 - Chris’ Six Weeks of Pinball PA Overhaul Training
00:01:50 - Netflix-Level Tech Coming to Pinball PA
00:02:20 - Building a System to Replace Himself (And Collect Checks)
00:03:01 - Steven Tyler “Victims” Rant – 50 Years Later Bullshit
00:03:36 - Why Chris Is All-In on This Massive Upgrade
00:04:53 - Electric Bill Reality Check – $2,500 to $4,000 a Month
00:06:19 - Celebrating 10+ Years of Pinball PA Wins & Celebrity Visits
00:07:35 - Mindhunter Netflix Shoot & American Pickers Talks
00:08:05 - Chris’ Stacked Career History & Coming Out on Top
00:08:54 - The Tough Year Chris & Neeley Survived Together
00:10:02 - Neeley’s Studio Upgrades – New Cables & Interface
00:11:48 - Audio Sounds Cleaner Than Ever
00:12:35 - Amazon Praise & Next-Day Delivery Love
00:14:53 - Walmart App vs Amazon Showdown
00:16:09 - Why Chris & Neeley Avoid Box Stores Like the Plague
00:17:38 - Chris’ Epic Walmart Aisle Meltdown Story
00:19:50 - No Meandering – In & Out Shopping Mentality
00:21:06 - Fire Stick Jailbreak Days & Amazon Return Hacks
00:23:20 - Streaming Devices Dying Because TVs Are Smart Now
00:24:38 - Chris’ “Whatever’s Easiest” Life Philosophy
00:25:26 - The Stress of Running Multiple Businesses
00:26:48 - Sheetz Love Fest – Schmagles, Baja Wraps & Gas Station Food
00:30:24 - New Viewer Mally Asks: Does This Channel Talk Metal?
00:31:05 - Warm-Up Phase Explained – Hang In There
00:32:06 - Hair Metal Guru Coming Back Next Week
00:33:11 - Brett Muscat Interview Roast – What Happened to That Haircut?
00:34:54 - Advice for Long Interviews – Give Us the Cliff Notes
00:36:15 - Sleep Schedule Hell at Almost 60 – Six-Hour Shows Won’t Last Forever
00:37:35 - Book Project Update with Co-Author
00:39:20 - AI Accusations on Old Don & Blackie Lawless Interviews
00:41:50 - YouTube Editing & Shadow Bans Suck
00:42:28 - Chris Canceling $27 YouTube Premium – SmartTube Hack Dropped
00:46:49 - New 30-Min Best-Of Screens for In-Betweens
00:49:41 - Locals Plug – Early Interviews & Requests
00:51:20 - Music Break Starts with Annihilator “The Trend”

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Sepultura Guitar Legend Andreas Kisser Drops Bombshell: Farewell Tour Might Not Be The End After All

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In a stunning twist that has metal fans buzzing with excitement, Sepultura co-founder and legendary guitarist Andreas Kisser has left the door wide open for future performances by the iconic Brazilian thrash metal pioneers, even as the band prepares to close the chapter on its historic career with a massive farewell tour.

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Kisser, who has been the driving force behind Sepultura's signature sound for decades, made the revelation during a candid interview, sending shockwaves through the heavy music community. While the group is currently in the midst of its emotional "Sepultura Farewell Tour," which has seen them delivering blistering performances across the globe to loyal fans who have supported them since the late 1980s, Kisser emphasized that nothing is set in stone when it comes to the band's future.

"Possibilities are always open," Kisser stated, refusing to completely shut down the idea of additional shows or special appearances once the official farewell run concludes. His comments come as a surprise to many who assumed the tour marked the definitive end of live Sepultura performances, especially following years of lineup changes and the band's evolution from its raw underground roots to becoming one of the most influential acts in the metal genre.

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Sepultura burst onto the international scene in the mid-1980s, quickly establishing themselves as leaders of the thrash metal movement alongside bands like Metallica, Slayer, and Anthrax. With groundbreaking albums such as "Beneath the Remains," "Arise," and "Chaos A.D.," the group helped put Brazilian metal on the map and influenced countless musicians worldwide. The departure of original frontman Max Cavalera in 1996 led to a new era with Derrick Green taking over vocal duties, a lineup that has delivered powerful records and maintained the band's aggressive edge for nearly three decades.

The current farewell tour has been a celebration of the band's entire legacy, blending classics from the Cavalera era with later material that showcases their continued innovation and resilience. Fans have packed venues to witness what many believed would be their final chances to see Sepultura unleash their signature groove-laden riffs and intense live energy. Yet Kisser's latest remarks suggest that the spirit of Sepultura could live on in some capacity, whether through one-off reunions, festival appearances, or even surprise collaborations.

Metal insiders speculate that Kisser's openness could stem from the overwhelmingly positive response the tour has received, or perhaps a desire to keep the creative flame alive without the pressure of a full-time commitment. The guitarist has long been known for his passionate approach to music, collaborating on various projects outside Sepultura while remaining fiercely dedicated to the band's core identity.

For die-hard supporters, the news offers a glimmer of hope amid the bittersweet farewell. Will there be encore dates? Special anniversary shows? A potential return to the studio? While Kisser stopped short of making any firm promises, his words have reignited discussions across forums and social media about what the future might hold for one of metal's most enduring forces.

As the farewell tour continues its global trek, fans are urged to catch Sepultura live while they can, but with Kisser's hint at endless possibilities, the metal world is now wondering if this "goodbye" is truly the final curtain call or simply a pause before the next explosive chapter. The thrash legends have defied expectations before, and it seems they might just do it again.

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W.A.S.P. Guitar Legend Chris Holmes Forced to Cancel Major 2026 Tour Over Surprise Prostate Health Scare

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Rock music fans were left stunned this week after veteran guitarist Chris Holmes, best known for his fiery tenure with the iconic heavy metal band W.A.S.P., announced the abrupt cancellation of his highly anticipated May 2026 tour dates. The news came as a shock to longtime supporters who had been eagerly awaiting the chance to see the legendary axe-slinger back on stage delivering his signature blistering solos and raw energy.

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According to statements surrounding the decision, the cancellation stems from a minor prostate issue that requires immediate medical attention and recovery time. While the condition has been described as non-life-threatening and relatively minor, it has proven serious enough to sideline Holmes during what was shaping up to be a triumphant return to the road. Insiders close to the situation emphasize that the guitarist is prioritizing his long-term health to ensure he can continue performing at the high level fans have come to expect for decades.

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Holmes first rose to prominence in the early 1980s as a key member of W.A.S.P., contributing to some of the band's most celebrated albums and helping define the sound of American heavy metal during its golden era. His aggressive playing style, combined with the group's controversial image and theatrical live shows, made them a staple of the metal scene. Even after parting ways with W.A.S.P., Holmes continued to carve out a solo career and make guest appearances, maintaining a dedicated following that spans generations.

The canceled tour was expected to feature a mix of classic W.A.S.P. material alongside newer original compositions, promising high-octane nights filled with thunderous riffs, soaring leads, and the kind of no-holds-barred performances that built Holmes' reputation. Venues across multiple cities had already begun promoting the shows, with tickets selling briskly among fans hungry for a dose of old-school metal fury. Now, those dates have been wiped from the calendar, leaving many disappointed but hopeful for future rescheduling once Holmes receives the all-clear from his doctors.

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In a genre where performers often push their bodies to the limit through years of intense touring, late-night gigs, and the physical demands of shredding on stage, health setbacks like this serve as a sobering reminder of the vulnerabilities even the toughest rock icons face. Prostate issues, while common among men as they age, can still catch anyone off guard, and Holmes' decision to step back proactively has been praised by some in the community as a smart move rather than risking further complications.

Fans have flooded social media with messages of support, sharing memories of epic concerts and expressing optimism that the guitarist will bounce back stronger than ever. Many are already speculating about potential makeup dates later in 2026 or 2027, with some suggesting special "recovery tour" events that could turn the situation into a celebratory comeback.

The metal world has a long history of resilience, with countless artists overcoming injuries, illnesses, and personal challenges to return to the stage even more determined. Holmes, known for his larger-than-life persona and unapologetic attitude, is expected to follow that tradition once he navigates this temporary hurdle. Updates on his condition and any revised touring plans are anticipated in the coming weeks as he focuses on treatment and rehabilitation.

For now, the rock community stands united in wishing Chris Holmes a swift and full recovery. In an industry built on power, volume, and endurance, this pause underscores that even the hardest hitters sometimes need to hit the brakes to keep the music playing for years to come. As one fan aptly put it online, "Get well soon, brother — the stage isn't the same without that Holmes fire."

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