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Gangrene of the Dick! The Horrifying Truth About Harvey Weinstein's Deformity (Audio)

Chris and Erik start the show with a look back at some of the weird stuff they acquired during their divorces, including a bizarre musket lamp and ridiculous framed art. This leads them into an extended riff on collectible items, telemarketing scams like the Highlander coin collection, and ‘of the month’ clubs for everything from plates to film. The guys then transition to discussing old TV shows like Columbo and Twilight Zone, reflecting on how much the world has changed, especially regarding how crimes are solved and the general ‘70s aesthetic. Finally, they dive deep into the messy truth about the music business, discussing Steven Pearcy‘s generosity on tour, why paying to open for bands like Texas Hippie Coalition and Tesla is often a losing game, and the new, internet-focused approach to building a music career.

02:16 - The Crazy 70s Lamp and Ex-Wife’s Stuff

03:26 - Buying Used Stuff After Divorce: The Goodwill Microwave Story

04:53 - The Ugly Musket Lamp and Embarrassing Bathroom Art

07:11 - Susan’s Bad Online Purchases and the Mini Cat Litter Pan

08:21 - Ex-Wife Took All the Photos

08:52 - Highlander Commemorative Coins & VHS Tapes Scam

11:47 - The Gone with the Wind Plates of the Month Club

15:36 - The Film of the Month Club

17:12 - Highlander Coin Collection Resale Value and Scam Shipping Fees

20:26 - Columbo and Things That Have Gone by the Wayside

21:50 - Columbo: One Part MacGyver, One Part Law and Order

23:58 - Columbo’s Cigar and How He Got the Killer to Snap

25:35 - Columbo’s Heap of Shit Car and the Pantyhose Robbers

27:52 - The End of the Good Old Days for Bad Guys: DNA and the O.J. Trial

31:25 - Twilight Zone and the Changing World Aesthetic

32:15 - Hating the 70s Aesthetic and Goodwill Prices

35:43 - The Problem with Standing Desks

37:34 - Chris Akin Presents Viewership Bump with Stevie Rachelle

39:11 - The Steven Pearcy Filter: When to Say Sludgy Things

42:17 - Erik’s Longevity and Plans for AMA Videos on Touring

45:09 - The Old School Idea of Buying onto Tours is Over

47:26 - The Texas Hippie Coalition Tour Buy-On Cost Breakdown

50:47 - Bands Paying to Tour: Wayne Static and the Losing Game

52:48 - Bands Paying to Tour: Plush and the Trans-Siberian Orchestra

53:43 - Marketing a Band in the New Era: Vlogs and Regional Shows

57:23 - The Band That Paid $50,000 to Tour with Tesla and Broke Up

58:27 - Selling Merch at Bars vs. Big Shows

59:44 - Advice: Give Away Music, Don’t Try to Sell It at Big Shows

01:01:20 - Headliners Demanding Merch Price Minimums

01:01:40 - Steven Pearcy’s Generosity with Merch Booth Space

01:04:10 - Steven Pearcy Solo Shows and Erik’s New Record Demos

01:07:01 - Does Paying to Tour Actually Steal Fans?

01:09:55 - Vision and Creative Photos: Don’t Cut Off the Palm Trees

01:13:43 - The Vertical Phone Video Problem

01:14:30 - Canva’s Magic Fill and AI Image Expansion

01:17:16 - Mark Ruffalo as Columbo AI Image is Perfect

01:21:49 - Is Another Columbo Reboot Possible?

01:22:37 - Modern Reboots Steal Names But Change Characters (Sherlock, Matlock)

01:25:32 - Netflix’s Annoying Race and Sex Changes in Reboots

01:27:07 - The ‘Just One of the Guys’ Boob Reveal

01:29:15 - The Casting Couch and Hollywood Payola

01:31:50 - Harvey Weinstein’s Horrifying Genitalia Deformity Revealed

01:37:43 - Why Are Courtroom Artists So Bad?

01:40:07 - Erik’s YouTube Monetization Update

01:42:32 - Fright Bite Halloween Movie Announcement Tease

01:44:23 - Chris’s Tech Struggles and 13-Year-Old Experts

01:46:17 - YouTube Strategy: Talking about Hot Button Issues (Lost Prophets)

01:48:33 - Watching TV in the 70s: The Same Old Canned Laughter on MAS*H

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Did SickSense Just Become A Completely Different Band?

SickSense isn’t exactly interested in staying in its lane—and the new Funerals EP makes that painfully obvious.

Vicky Psarakis opens up about the band’s darker musical direction, the surprisingly personal story behind A Moment of Violence, and why chasing whatever happens to be commercially popular can be a fast track to sounding like everybody else.

Then the conversation gets downright nasty when AI music enters the picture. Suno, Spotify, musicians skipping the hard work, endless AI-generated albums and the question nobody seems to want to answer: what happens to music when the humans stop being necessary?

Add a new North American tour and a completely DIY approach to keeping the band alive, and this interview goes a hell of a lot deeper than simply talking about a new EP.

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Does Asia Still Sound Like Asia? Harry Whitley Talks Indigo!

Walking into Asia as the new vocalist means stepping directly into the crosshairs of fans who know every note, every lyric and every inflection.

Harry Whitley doesn't shy away from that pressure. He talks about the John Wetton comparison, the challenge of performing the classic songs, and what changed when he finally got the chance to help create brand-new Asia music with Geoff Downes.

Then there's Indigo — the album that puts his own stamp on the band and forces the obvious question: can a new era of Asia actually satisfy fans who grew up with the classics?

Harry also gets into working with some seriously intimidating musicians, the band's chemistry behind the scenes, touring plans, fan reaction and why buying the music still matters in the streaming era.

There's a lot more going on here than just another new album interview.

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Why Did This Rocker Really Have A Meltdown In Japan? (2018 Archive)

When classic rock frontmen drop their guard, the real stories finally come spilling out. From the truth behind high-stakes reunion tours and backstage meltdowns to what really goes on when multi-million dollar bands hit the road, nothing is off-limits. Get ready for an unfiltered look at arena rock ego, ridiculous rider demands, and the shocking reality of why your favorite line-ups just can't stay together. You think you know the whole story behind the rock headlines? Think again.

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DEAD ARTIST LAWSUITS & AIRPLANE SEAT SQUATTERS! (Audio)

Why is everyone still suing Michael Jackson's estate? Neeley and Chris are giving their honest take on the skepticism surrounding the latest legal battle and reviewing the trailer for the upcoming MICHAEL biopic. We're also talking about the tragedy of the woman who fell off the cruise ship and the infuriating new trend of "seat squatting" on planes. Finally, CMS Producer Weezie honors our lost friend, Bob Nalbandian. Share and follow for the metal-fueled truth! Get commercial-free episodes by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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Agnostic Front BASSIST on DMC & Their Bold New Sound! (Audio)

Seriously, how do you keep your music fresh when you're a band with a decades-long history? It's tough! Chris chats with Agnostic Front bassist Mike Gallo about their latest, ECHOES OF ETERNITY. They talk about the killer sound improvements, what it was like working with a legend like DMC for the first time, and the guts it takes to try new things as a legacy act. Don't just listen—hit that share button, follow us, and subscribe to Rumble Premium for more! Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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LEMMY SMASHES MIXING BOARD! KING DIAMOND'S $26K HANDOUT! (Audio)

What’s crazier: Lemmy destroying a multi-million dollar mixing board with a cheeseburger, or King Diamond getting $26,000 a year from his government just for being an artist? Neeley and Chris tackle these wild metal stories! We also review George Lynch's new single, which he released after admitting he totally lied about retiring. Hint: the guys are NOT impressed. Plus, check out the insane guitar talent from a young private school student. Like, follow, and share this video! Get commercial-free episodes and more by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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LEMMY SMASHES MIXING BOARD! KING DIAMOND'S $26K HANDOUT! (Audio)

Tuesday means unpopular opinions. Under Lock and Key gets all the love, but I'll take Back for the Attack every day of the week. Heavier songs, Lynch at his most unhinged, and a band that sounded like it was about to explode (spoiler: it did). If you were around when either one came out, tell us how you first heard it. Radio? MTV? A friend's dubbed cassette? And which one still gets played at your house?

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If your a metal fan you've got to check this out!!! I've had it a couple months now and still play the hell out of it!!! Energy all the way through and Savatage at their peak!!!! You gotta check this out, it RULES!!!!

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New Firewind!!

Today, Greek power metal band FIREWIND releases their new single “Firegod," along with an official video. The track is the second single from the upcoming new studio album, 'Gods, Myths & Titans,' out on February 19, 2027, via BLKIIBLK.

Led by guitar virtuoso Gus G. (Ozzy Osbourne, King Diamond, etc.), FIREWIND has evolved into a powerhouse band with a devoted international fanbase and a string of acclaimed albums.

Gus G. stated:

“'Firegod' is the second single from our upcoming album, and this one’s about Prometheus and the theft of Fire. According to the myth, Prometheus stole the Fire from the gods (aka wisdom) to give it to mankind, and his punishment was eternal torment, chained to a remote rock where an eagle ate his liver. But because Prometheus was immortal, his liver grew back every night, and the agony repeated endlessly. Musically speaking, the track is classic FIREWIND. Riff-driven, old-school metal with big melodic choruses & shredding solos. Dig in!”

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Did Neeley and Chris Reveal Too Much About Their Past?
Did Neeley and Chris Akin reveal a little too much about their personal lives on THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW?

Did Neeley and Chris Akin reveal a little too much about their personal lives on THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW?

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On this Halloween edition of THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW, the guys get unusually personal as Chris discusses health challenges, getting older, and what happens when decades of living recklessly finally start catching up with you.

Then things take a turn into the history of CMS, with stories about past relationships, drunken arguments, on-air confrontations, and the wild behind-the-scenes experiences that have helped make THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW one of the most unpredictable shows in rock and metal entertainment.

Plus, Halloween traditions, disappearing trick-or-treaters, the absurdities of modern life, and plenty of the sarcastic, inappropriate humor you’ve come to expect from Neeley and Chris.

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Did Skid Row Blow It While Aerosmith Said Goodbye? | THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW LIVE 10/31/26
Did Skid Row make a mistake introducing its new singer? Was Aerosmith’s farewell really the end? And should some of classic rock’s biggest names finally call it quits?

Did Skid Row make a mistake introducing its new singer? Was Aerosmith’s farewell really the end? And should some of classic rock’s biggest names finally call it quits?

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On this Halloween edition of **THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW**, Neeley and Chris Akin deliver another uncensored, opinionated look at the world of hard rock, heavy metal, and the ridiculousness surrounding it.

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🔥 **SKID ROW:** Justin Sargent steps into the spotlight as the band’s new singer, but was The Who’s “Won’t Get Fooled Again” the right song to introduce him?

🔥 **AEROSMITH:** Steven Tyler and company celebrate their legacy at the Hollywood Bowl alongside major rock guests. Was it a fitting farewell, or is there still more money to be made from the Aerosmith name?

🔥 **TRIUMPH, DEEP PURPLE & CHEAP TRICK:** With canceled tours, aging musicians, and changing stage performances, when should legendary rock bands finally retire?

🔥 **CMS AFTER DARK:** Neeley and Chris revisit their own history, past relationships, drunken arguments, on-air confrontations, Halloween memories, and stories that probably should have stayed private.

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Can Phil Soussan Reinvent Himself With Cosmo Fighter?
Phil Soussan has played with some of rock’s biggest names. But working with William Shatner might be one of the most unusual experiences of his entire career.
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