I'M TALKING BLOWJOBS, HE'S TALKING KENNEDY: WTF IS MY LIFE?! (Audio)

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I'M TALKING BLOWJOBS, HE'S TALKING KENNEDY: WTF IS MY LIFE?! (Audio)

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"I'm here talking about getting my dick sucked underneath the table at a strip club. I'm wearing my second sweatshirt of the day because I spilled chocolate and Coke on it when I got home from work." Wait till you hear WHY they said it, comparing their lives just moments after interviewing the new host of a major radio show 🤯.

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