CMS HALL OF FAME: Is This The World's Dumbest Metal Reporter? (Jennifer's Website Disaster)
Is this what passes for "expertise" in the hair metal world today, or are we witnessing a total lobotomy live on air? You’ve been told that the mainstream "experts" have the inside scoop, but when you hear this "reporter" struggle to spell her own URL and turn the KISS/Walmart merger into a comedy of errors, you’ll realize you're being played. Why is the "official" media so afraid to call out this level of absolute stupidity, and what is Jennifer actually saying when she tries to spell her website address? Neeley and Chris are the only ones with the balls to dismantle this "commercial radio" dumpster fire—hit play and see the industry burn.
On This Episode:
– Why Poison Actually Sucks (The Brett Michaels Reality Show Era)
– The "Roar" of Failure: Why Poison Headlining Is A Disaster
– The Kiss Corner: Standing Guard Over Potato Heads at Walmart
– How Long Does It Take To Tour Denmark? (Mike Tramp's Tiny Tour)
– Bruce Dickinson: The Only Rock Star Who Isn't A Total Dummy
– The "NIG" Incident: Jennifer’s Catastrophic Website Promotion
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