CMS HALL OF FAME: LOUDNESS Wants A WHAT?! The Most Hilarious Lyric Fail In Metal History!
Loudness is back with a brand new record, but did anyone actually listen to the vocals before they pressed the discs?. Chris Akin stumbled upon a track so shockingly "wrong" that it brought his entire workday to a screeching halt. Is this a classic metal anthem, or has the language barrier created the most unintentionally explicit song in the history of the genre?. Only Neeley and Chris have the balls to play the track and ask the question: are these guys actually begging for "handjobs" over their guitar solos?.
On this episode:
- Loudness Drops Eve of Dawn: Chris Finds A Hidden "Gem"
- THE REVEAL: "It Sounds Like They're Saying Handjob"
- "There's No Way That's Hang Tough!"
- The Handful Of Lube: Did He Really Just Sing That?
- Why This Song Is Now A CMS Essential
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