āThat bloke could talk underwater with a mouthful of arseholes.ā
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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD? Chris and Neely dive into the absolute lunacy of āOzzy Aceā and a 40-minute rant that has people wondering if heās on crank! Then, the rage hits a boiling point as they discuss the return of the āKnockout Gameāāteenagers assaulting random strangers for ācloutā on social media and then apologizing like itās a āmistake.ā Are we headed for vigilante justice? Plus, Eddie Trunk rants about the Rock Hall (again), and Chris explains why 90% of you are too lazy to use Bluetooth. Pure chaos energy right here! š¤š„
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00:01:12: The polarizing Ozzy Ace meltdown
00:07:50: The āKnockout Gameā is back and itās vicious
00:15:43: Vigilante justice is coming
00:25:12: Eddie Trunk vs. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
00:33:40: Why the world is too lazy for tech
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Is Metallicaās biggest hit a total fraud? Dave Mustaine just reignited the war of the thrash titans with a shocking claim that "Enter Sandman" was ripped off from an obscure 80s band! Mainstream metal media wants you to worship the "Black Album," but are you actually listening to a high-priced cover? Neeley and Chris expose the riffs that sound a little too "borrowed" and dive into the bizarre world of "Titar"āthe viral Metallica "performance" that you literally cannot unsee.
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ā Excel vs. Metallica: Hear The Riff Comparison
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ā Convoy at 50: The Fake Trucker Who Conned the Charts
ā CB Radio Filth: The Original 1970s Sexting
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"She got an MRI and it fucking lit her up. Yeah, well, of course. Metallic butt plug inside herself."
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Weāre back and weāre going filthy, kids. This week, we unpack the story of a 22-year-old who got āmetal up her assā the hard way. If you think thatās bad, wait until you see the guy calling his Pomeranian his ādaughterā on the nightly news while wearing a COVID mask in a smoke-filled fire zone. Itās the most faggoty thing weāve ever seen.
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David Lee Roth living in an alternate universe where āAlligator Pantsā are cool.
Ozzy admitting he canāt walk and will only do ābits and piecesā for his final show.
Teslaās Brian Wheat starting a new band with Tommy Skeo despite years of āhatingā him.
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Nazareth just pulled the ultimate Grinch move and fired their singer right before the holidays. No "future endeavors," just a cold-blooded "he's gone." Chris is dive-bombing into why this was so brutal and why Carl Sentence thinking he can pull off a solo tour is pure delusion. šš„
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Why is everyone still suing Michael Jackson's estate? Neeley and Chris are giving their honest take on the skepticism surrounding the latest legal battle and reviewing the trailer for the upcoming MICHAEL biopic. We're also talking about the tragedy of the woman who fell off the cruise ship and the infuriating new trend of "seat squatting" on planes. Finally, CMS Producer Weezie honors our lost friend, Bob Nalbandian. Share and follow for the metal-fueled truth! Get commercial-free episodes by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!
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Seriously, how do you keep your music fresh when you're a band with a decades-long history? It's tough! Chris chats with Agnostic Front bassist Mike Gallo about their latest, ECHOES OF ETERNITY. They talk about the killer sound improvements, what it was like working with a legend like DMC for the first time, and the guts it takes to try new things as a legacy act. Don't just listenāhit that share button, follow us, and subscribe to Rumble Premium for more! Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!
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Whatās crazier: Lemmy destroying a multi-million dollar mixing board with a cheeseburger, or King Diamond getting $26,000 a year from his government just for being an artist? Neeley and Chris tackle these wild metal stories! We also review George Lynch's new single, which he released after admitting he totally lied about retiring. Hint: the guys are NOT impressed. Plus, check out the insane guitar talent from a young private school student. Like, follow, and share this video! Get commercial-free episodes and more by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!
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