Neeley and Chris just discovered the ultimate “bastion of all things good”—a Blog Talk Radio host who calls himself Chris P. Bacon. Is this unprepared 16-year-old really the best replacement for the legendary Metal Lessons show, or is he just another loop-talking amateur who doesn’t know his Robert Johnson from his Eric Johnson? From “bleeding fingers” to “guitars that cry rust,” you won’t believe the absolute nonsense being passed off as “heavy metal history” on the streets of San Diego.
(00:02:43) “Pretty Sweet”: Chris P. Bacon Debuts with No Name and No Listeners
(00:05:22) The “Nose Picker” Conspiracy: How About.com and Black Enterprise Magazine Created a DJ
(00:11:31) Metal Roots or Mental Case? Tracing Heavy Metal Back to 1930s Delta Blues
(00:23:42) Himiny-Jiminy! The Most Racist “Balloon Boy” Impression in Radio History
(00:35:19) “The Real” Geoff Tate Calls In and Expresses His “Displeasure”
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