CHINESE DEMOCRACY IS A TOTAL TURD: Fans Bury Axl Rose! 11/22/08

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March 18, 2026

CHINESE DEMOCRACY IS A TOTAL TURD: Fans Bury Axl Rose! 11/22/08

Axl Rose spent 13 years and millions of dollars to deliver an album that sounds like a mid-90s R&B reject, and we’ve got the fan receipts to prove it. From "Evil Batman" to the "Doghouse," the CMS callers strip away the industry hype and expose this record for the lifeless, over-tweaked disaster it really is. If you want the truth that the corporate rock press is too scared to print, you’re in the right place.

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- We open the lines to see if anyone actually bought into the "Chinese Democracy" propaganda machine.
- Evil Batman returns from a cold to deliver a track-by-track burial of Axl’s "orchestrated" garbage.
- Why "Catch the Rise" is actually 80s hair metal crap that needs to be scrapped.
- Cerberus drops a review so brutal it explains why Axl stays in the clothing section of Target.
- The Doghouse explains how the piano—and Axl’s ego—officially killed the spirit of Guns N' Roses.

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April 30, 2026

Why Nazareth’s Pete Agnew Thinks the Internet is KILLING Rock and Roll

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Nazareth founding member Pete Agnew doesn't pull punches when discussing the state of the music industry and the upcoming "Titans of Classic Rock" tour with Foghat. While the world remembers them for the legendary ballad "Love Hurts," Agnew reveals the raw, hard-rocking reality of a band that has survived five decades of industry shifts. From the "gift from the gods" in new vocalist Gianni Pontillo to the polarizing effect of the internet on global setlists, this is an uncensored look at rock royalty still claiming their throne. Discover why the "original rockers" are the only ones left who truly understand the spirit of the 70s.

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March 25, 2026

Why is Don Jamieson the Last National Act to Play This Iconic Club?

Seth Williams and Chris Akin aren't here to play by the rules or read from a corporate script. In this raw, unedited session, the guys are joined by special guest and comedian Don Jamieson to pull back the curtain on the "death" of the legendary Funny Stop. Between Seth’s "swollen ball syndrome" updates and the arrival of restaurant reporter Tony Musachio from the new and improved SHOOTERS, this is the high-octane chaos the mainstream media is too terrified to broadcast. If you want the truth from a comedy veteran who has seen it all, you’re in the right place.

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Why is everyone still suing Michael Jackson's estate? Neeley and Chris are giving their honest take on the skepticism surrounding the latest legal battle and reviewing the trailer for the upcoming MICHAEL biopic. We're also talking about the tragedy of the woman who fell off the cruise ship and the infuriating new trend of "seat squatting" on planes. Finally, CMS Producer Weezie honors our lost friend, Bob Nalbandian. Share and follow for the metal-fueled truth! Get commercial-free episodes by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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April 30, 2026

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April 30, 2026

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Is Jon Bon Jovi Gaslighting His Entire Fanbase? 4/18/26

The “Jersey Brotherhood” is officially a myth. In this episode, we dissect the absolute absurdity of Trickster’s Steve Brown trying to play “vocal doctor” to a guy who has sold 150 million records and clearly doesn’t want his help. It’s a tragicomedy of errors: Brown is out here claiming to be a “friend” while admits he had to hunt down a third-party email just to get ignored by Jon’s team.

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Why Rock N' Roll "Favors" Are Killing the Substance

Is rock n’ roll dead, or is it just wearing a dead man’s hair? This week, Neeley details a trip to the edge of the Wisconsin border to see Enuff Z’Nuff, and what he found was a scene that perfectly encapsulates the "shambles" of modern legacy acts. Between playing a stage the size of a postage stamp in a Libertyville sports bar and the bizarre realization that Chip Z’Nuff might actually be wearing Kevin DuBrow’s literal wig, the "classic" era is officially in a fever dream.

The real controversy, however, isn't the hair—it's the standard. We dive into the awkward reality of legacy musicians living on "favors." When does a band like Enuff Z’Nuff say "no" to a room where the crowd sees the back of your head through a window? We’re breaking down the Vinnie Vincent effect: the fine line between "staying active" and becoming a high-priced caricature. Plus, a surprise encounter with original Journey singer Robert Fleischman reveals the grim reality of the rock star retirement plan. If you want the truth about who’s still got "Substance" and who’s just "Looting" the past, this is the only episode that matters.

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