Tracii Guns continues his streak of being the most "delicate" man in hair metal by allegedly canceling a Florida gig because it was—wait for it—too hot. We dive deep into the absolute disaster that is the L.A. Guns touring schedule and why these "rock stars" have become softer than a marshmallow in a microwave. Plus, we're dissecting Bill Burr’s latest Netflix special to find out where the actual jokes went.
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- Tracii Guns vs. Humidity: Why L.A. Guns can’t handle a little Florida sun.
- The "Captain" Memorial: Remembering CMS Mikey’s grandfather and his legendary bluntness.
- COVID Cuckery: CMS Tim calls in from Australia to lecture us on vaccines. It goes as well as you’d think.
- Bill Burr at Red Rocks: Is Bill becoming a "Statement Comedian" instead of a funny one?
- Fat-Shaming & Fact-Checking: The boys weigh in on "Plus Size" models and the death of standards.
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