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THE AI APOCALYPSE: Why Google Is Already DEAD & You’re Next! + Throwback

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Think your job is safe? Think again, you delusional bastards. Chris and Neeley tear into the rotting corpse of Big Tech, revealing why Google is officially obsolete and how AI is systematically replacing every single one of you. Stop being a victim of the “Industry Lie” and see the future before it erases you.

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This isn't your daddy's music journalism—this is AI-Driven Combat Research. While the mainstream media plantation begs for table scraps from PR firms, we’ve deployed Alex and Alicia Iverson to bypass the gatekeepers and extract the raw, "jailbroken" truth from the Van Halen vault. We don’t do "rumors"; we do industrial-strength data reclamation for the real fans who refuse to consume the sterilized slop served by the corporate machine.

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Why is everyone still suing Michael Jackson's estate? Neeley and Chris are giving their honest take on the skepticism surrounding the latest legal battle and reviewing the trailer for the upcoming MICHAEL biopic. We're also talking about the tragedy of the woman who fell off the cruise ship and the infuriating new trend of "seat squatting" on planes. Finally, CMS Producer Weezie honors our lost friend, Bob Nalbandian. Share and follow for the metal-fueled truth! Get commercial-free episodes by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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Agnostic Front BASSIST on DMC & Their Bold New Sound! (Audio)

Seriously, how do you keep your music fresh when you're a band with a decades-long history? It's tough! Chris chats with Agnostic Front bassist Mike Gallo about their latest, ECHOES OF ETERNITY. They talk about the killer sound improvements, what it was like working with a legend like DMC for the first time, and the guts it takes to try new things as a legacy act. Don't just listen—hit that share button, follow us, and subscribe to Rumble Premium for more! Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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LEMMY SMASHES MIXING BOARD! KING DIAMOND'S $26K HANDOUT! (Audio)

What’s crazier: Lemmy destroying a multi-million dollar mixing board with a cheeseburger, or King Diamond getting $26,000 a year from his government just for being an artist? Neeley and Chris tackle these wild metal stories! We also review George Lynch's new single, which he released after admitting he totally lied about retiring. Hint: the guys are NOT impressed. Plus, check out the insane guitar talent from a young private school student. Like, follow, and share this video! Get commercial-free episodes and more by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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I know some of you are fascinated with my whole "burn" story, so I'll share this for you. I recently did the "Girls with Grafts" podcast, which is the official podcast of The Phoenix Society. The Phoenix Society is the biggest burn organization in the world. I was really honored to be asked to be on, and this might just lead to me speaking at their huge annual convention in July.

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Is Summer Slaughter 2026 the Final Stand for Real Hardcore?

Get ready to lose your mind, because the "Most Dangerous Tour of the Year" is back with a vengeance.

After years of anticipation, HATEBREED has officially been crowned the headliner for the 2026 Summer Slaughter Tour. This isn’t just a concert; it’s a full-throttle sonic assault marks a "new era" for the Connecticut hardcore legends.

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A New Era of Violence

This tour isn't just about the classics. Hatebreed is currently sitting on a powder keg of new music. According to drummer Matt Byrne, the upcoming material is the "fastest, most vicious, and most aggressive" they’ve ever created, leaning heavily into a "Slayer-esque" thrash metal vibe.

This run also marks a triumphant return for guitarist Wayne Lozinak, who is back on stage after heroically recovering from brain surgery last year. The band is revitalized, independent, and ready to "Make the Demons Obey."

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  • July 08 – Nashville, TN @ Brooklyn Bowl

  • July 09 – New Orleans, LA @ Tipitina's

  • July 10 – Houston, TX @ House of Blues

  • July 11 – Austin, TX @ Emo's

  • July 12 – Tulsa, OK @ Cain's Ballroom

  • July 14 – Denver, CO @ Summit Music Hall

  • July 15 – Omaha, NE @ The Admiral

  • July 19 – Saginaw, MI @ The Vault*

  • July 21 – St. Louis, MO @ Pop's Nightclub*

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  • July 23 – Toronto, ONT @ Phoenix Concert Theatre*

  • July 24 – Buffalo, NY @ Town Ballroom*

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Why Volumes' Myke Terry Thinks You’re Too Distracted to Hear Real Art

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The music industry is a machine designed to bury anything that doesn't fit a tidy quarterly report, and Volumes found that out the hard way with Mirror Touch. Chris Akin sits down with Myke Terry to peel back the plastic on why a December release is a death sentence for "Album of the Year" accolades, regardless of how much it rips. Is it a lack of faith from the suits, or just a broken system that values a spring tour cycle over the actual art? Find out why being "polite" in metal is a losing game and how the band survived the literal isolation of the COVID era to produce their most raw work yet.

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ARMORED SAINT To Release Ninth Studio Album, Emotion Factory Reset, On May 22nd Through Metal Blade Records

American heavy metal icons, ARMORED SAINT, are back with their anticipated new full-length, Emotion Factory Reset, set for release on May 22nd through Metal Blade Records.

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Emotion Factory Reset, the lineup’s ninth studio album since 1984’s March Of The Saint, is a resurrection of sorts, a tearing down and a rebuilding in eleven songs of diverse musicality and lyrical themes. Produced, as were the previous four albums, by bassist Joey Vera and mixed by Jay Ruston (Anthrax, Stone Sour), the record finds the quintet challenging themselves. Songs like “Close To The Bone,” “Hit A Moonshot,” and “Every Man-Any Man” have ARMORED SAINT honoring their past as one of the most respected and recognizable bands in heavy music while making forward-thinking music rooted in the present.

“Each ARMORED SAINT record, to me, is like a new skin for the band, a different chapter. I don't think we've ever repeated ourselves,” says Vera. “Every album has been pretty different from the previous one, a snapshot in time. In 2026, Emotion Factory Reset is where our heads are at.”

“When we start coming up with songs, I always say we can do whatever we want,” notes vocalist John Bush. “Use all our influences through the years, diverse music that we listen to and love, and let that seep in and bring something new out of us. It leads to something more adventurous.”

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Bush, one of music’s most respected vocalists, operates from a place of passion and presence in the studio and on stage. In fact, about 85% of his vocals from the last three ARMORED SAINT records are taken from the demo sessions, capturing the raw power. While Vera is a granular and detailed writer, like Bush, the bassist says, “I try not to overthink and be right where I'm at that time. I really don't look over my shoulder much, like, ‘what did I do in the past? What's going on in the next lane?’ Once the ball starts rolling, I just sit back and let it happen.”

The collaborative nature of Emotion Factory Reset led to the album title, a phrase from guitarist Phil Sandoval. “To me, ‘Emotion Factory Reset’ means to reset yourself back to clarity. Take a pause and breathe before you respond or react. You can't control outside events, but you can control your mind,” the guitarist says. “How you interpret things is what hurts you, not the event itself.” 

His brother, drummer Gonzo notes, “the world is going through a technological upswing/awakening. I look at our planet as the factory and in the most positive way we need to realign, reimagine, reset for our better selves.”

In advance of the record’s release, today the band presents the first single and album opener, “Close To The Bone.” Comments Bush, “The first track on the record sounds like vintage ARMORED SAINT. Yet vintage that comes out in 2026! How did we do that? The title of the record, Emotion Factory Reset appears as the first line of the bridge. Killer riffs, awesome rhythms and attacking vocals gets this train rolling. The title implies the human response to withdraw and keep things to yourself instead of being confrontational; Something I believe we all struggle with as humans. Do you just say, ‘aww, whatever man,’ or do you say, ‘hey, fuck you!’ Depends on the moment, I guess.”

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Adds Vera, “Musically, this song was inspired by my love and appreciation for metal that was coming out around the time of the NWOBHM, which is right when ARMORED SAINT was formed. As always, I try to reimagine my early influences by giving them a slight modern twist.”

Guitarist Jeff Duncan agrees, “I like to think that ARMORED SAINT doesn’t keep making the same album over and over. Emotion Factory Reset is another musical chapter for the band. When the five of us play together, we have a special chemistry and our first single ‘Close To The Bone’ demonstrates this perfectly; it’s musically sophisticated but still retains the ARMORED SAINT signature sound.”

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