Seth and Chris kick off with the full Star-Spangled Banner, then dive straight into zero-filter chaos: Easter ham disasters, Sydney Sweeney’s upcoming ass-up OnlyFans scenes, wrestling dirt on Nick Nemeth and Hulk Hogan’s Netflix special, and Chris dropping the most unhinged military sex stories you’ll ever hear on a podcast. From Seth’s croquet-ball-sized medical nightmare and his wife chucking an $20 Easter ham in the trash because of bad instructions, to Chris confessing he banged hundreds of Korean hookers with zero protection during his Army days, this episode is pure CMS unhinged gold. They roast Jake Underwood’s health lectures, rave about Dave Landau’s new show, touch on the Iran mess, and finish with a live tour of Edwin’s restaurant with Tony Massaccio plus a custom Seth Williams anthem. Raw, funny, and zero apologies — exactly what you expect from The Seth Williams Show.
ON THIS EPISODE:
- National Anthem & Show Banter - Greetings, Marcus Off, Rumble Strategy - “Talk About Pussy” Text & Sydney Sweeney Euphoria Hype - Wrestling Talk: Nick Nemeth, TNA, Hulk Hogan Netflix Special - Easter Stories & AI Blow-Up Doll Graphics - Locals App Promo - Seth’s Ham Catastrophe: Wife Throws It in the Trash - Wifely Duties, Birth Control Jokes & Orthodox Easter - Jake’s Health Lectures & Weight Rant - Dave Landau’s “Stu & Dave Do America” Show - Iran Ceasefire Chaos & Middle East Politics - Blackout Coffee Ad - Chris Akin’s Korea Hooker Confessions (Hundreds, No Rubber) - Tony Massaccio Live at Edwin’s Restaurant Tour
Why Did This Rocker Really Have A Meltdown In Japan? (2018 Archive)
When classic rock frontmen drop their guard, the real stories finally come spilling out. From the truth behind high-stakes reunion tours and backstage meltdowns to what really goes on when multi-million dollar bands hit the road, nothing is off-limits. Get ready for an unfiltered look at arena rock ego, ridiculous rider demands, and the shocking reality of why your favorite line-ups just can't stay together. You think you know the whole story behind the rock headlines? Think again.
Vince Neil got the boot, a new powerhouse stepped up, and Mötley Crüe dropped an absolute monster of an album... that almost everybody ignored. But the story doesn't end there. The mastermind behind that forgotten era has a stacked discography full of heavy, blues-infused bangers that put most mainstream rock to shame. We are breaking down the absolute best records from one of hard rock's ultimate journeymen—including a controversial #1 pick that is going to make old-school purists lose their minds.
DEAD ARTIST LAWSUITS & AIRPLANE SEAT SQUATTERS! (Audio)
Why is everyone still suing Michael Jackson's estate? Neeley and Chris are giving their honest take on the skepticism surrounding the latest legal battle and reviewing the trailer for the upcoming MICHAEL biopic. We're also talking about the tragedy of the woman who fell off the cruise ship and the infuriating new trend of "seat squatting" on planes. Finally, CMS Producer Weezie honors our lost friend, Bob Nalbandian. Share and follow for the metal-fueled truth! Get commercial-free episodes by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!
Agnostic Front BASSIST on DMC & Their Bold New Sound! (Audio)
Seriously, how do you keep your music fresh when you're a band with a decades-long history? It's tough! Chris chats with Agnostic Front bassist Mike Gallo about their latest, ECHOES OF ETERNITY. They talk about the killer sound improvements, what it was like working with a legend like DMC for the first time, and the guts it takes to try new things as a legacy act. Don't just listen—hit that share button, follow us, and subscribe to Rumble Premium for more! Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!
LEMMY SMASHES MIXING BOARD! KING DIAMOND'S $26K HANDOUT! (Audio)
What’s crazier: Lemmy destroying a multi-million dollar mixing board with a cheeseburger, or King Diamond getting $26,000 a year from his government just for being an artist? Neeley and Chris tackle these wild metal stories! We also review George Lynch's new single, which he released after admitting he totally lied about retiring. Hint: the guys are NOT impressed. Plus, check out the insane guitar talent from a young private school student. Like, follow, and share this video! Get commercial-free episodes and more by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!
1. Metal Church - Fake Healer
2. Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls
3. Iron Maiden - The Red And The Black
4. Saxon - Gods of Thunder
5. Motörhead - (Teach You How To) Sing The Blues
6. Tony Iommi / Jorn - World Alone
7. Fight - Into The Pit
8. W.A.S.P. - 95 NASTY
9. Britny Fox - Six Guns Loaded
10. Fastway - Bad Bad Girls
11. UFO - Love Lost Love
12. KISS - Silver Spoon
13. Mott The Hoople - One Of The Boys
14. Jeff Beck - Morning Dew
15. Jeff Beck - Led Boots
15. Ted Nugent - Snakeskin Cowboys
16. Black Sabbath - Loner
17. Electric Callboy - Mindreader
CMS LIVE 9/12/26: ARE MOTLEY CRUE, VAN HALEN AND OTHER LEGACY BANDS TREATING FANS LIKE ATM MACHINES?
IS SLAYER PROVING YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A FULL-TIME BAND TO STILL DELIVER?
On this edition of THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW, Neeley and Chris Akin get into three very different examples of what happens when legendary bands come back to the cash register.
First up: SLAYER at ROCKLAHOMA.
Slayer aren't a full-time touring machine anymore, yet they hit Rocklahoma with a set that included the ENTIRE Reign In Blood album. So here's the question: if a band only plays select shows but absolutely destroys when they hit the stage, does that make the limited appearances MORE valuable? Or should a band have to be out there grinding every night to deserve the “still got it” label?
🔥 SLAYER — STILL WORTH YOUR MONEY?
Slayer just reminded everybody that you don't have to be a full-time band to still be one of the most devastating live acts on the planet. If Rocklahoma has you wanting to revisit the album that started the whole argument, grab Reign In Blood on Amazon here:
The metal scene is bigger than ever, but something behind the scenes is getting stripped away. Everyone claims they want heavier music, but the second a band takes a real risk, the internet turns on them. Is the pressure to look cool online completely killing actual musicianship?
We sit down with Jake Luhrs of August Burns Red to tear into modern studio gimmicks, vocal coaches, and why trying to stay "normal" in this business is a trap.
Mob Rules guitarist Sven Ludke joins Chris Akin to explain how *Stories from the Verdant Vale* went from a handful of leftover ideas into a full-blown release. Along the way they get into concept albums, writing without overthinking everything, why some great songs never fit the story, working with powerhouse vocalist Klaus Dirks, and even how Udo Dirkschneider unexpectedly ended up on one of their recordings.
If you've ever wondered what really happens behind the scenes when a metal band decides what makes an album—and what doesn't—this conversation pulls back the curtain.
Why are some of the biggest icons in movie history completely torching their own filmographies? From Sylvester Stallone getting roasted for a zero-percent Rotten Tomatoes disaster to Al Pacino churning out direct-to-garbage streaming flicks, we break down why Hollywood's biggest names refuse to walk away. Is it pure greed, massive ego, or do these guys just have no idea how to stop? We tear into their absolute worst modern flops, why nobody wants to watch an 80-year-old action hero, and the unhinged celebrity social media posts that prove some of these stars have officially lost their minds.
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