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Ted Poley ERUPTS After Monsters of Rock Cruise: “Sebastian Bach Is a Washed-Up Drunk Asshole Who Almost Kicked My Ass!”
Updated With An Apology from Ted Poley!
April 18, 2026
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Ted Poley ERUPTS After Monsters of Rock Cruise: “Sebastian Bach Is a Washed-Up Drunk Asshole Who Almost Kicked My Ass!”

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Rock music fans are buzzing after Danger Danger frontman Ted Poley unleashed a no-holds-barred tirade against former Skid Row vocalist Sebastian Bach, claiming the glam-metal icon turned a dream cruise into a nightmare of drunken aggression and family embarrassment.

Fresh off the Monsters of Rock Cruise, Poley took to social media to set the record straight, declaring that anyone who still views Bach as a harmless rock wildman is “completely wrong.” According to Poley, the reality he witnessed was far darker: a volatile, intoxicated Bach who allegedly started fights, hurled insults, and nearly came to blows with him over nothing more than a simple hello.

“I watched him start fights. I watched him be a douche bag,” Poley wrote, describing how he approached Bach politely only to be met with near-violent rage. “He almost kicked the shit out of me.” Poley didn’t stop there. He painted a vivid picture of Bach as a “nasty piece of shit” and “fucking washed-up drunk” who embarrassed his own wife and children at a VIP party. “I felt bad for his kids and his wife who watched their father and husband make a complete douche bag of himself,” he added.

The accusations didn’t end with personal confrontation. Poley claimed Bach’s behavior ruined the vibe for everyone around him, including more talented peers on the cruise. He accused the singer of treating a room full of musicians with disrespect while failing to appreciate his own success. “You ruined Twisted Sister, and you embarrassed your family and your peers,” Poley fired off directly at Bach. “FU A-Hole.”

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Poley went on to reveal he had previously defended Bach to hundreds of people, believing the stories of bad behavior were exaggerated or taken out of context. After seeing it firsthand, however, he says he feels “ashamed” for ever standing up for him. “I have lost all respect for him,” Poley stated bluntly. “No longer a fan and zero respect. Literally an immature, crybaby monster.”

The post also referenced a separate altercation involving Poley’s friend, Stevie Rachelle of Tuff, claiming Bach was fighting with him as well. Poley boasted that if things had escalated further, he and Rachelle “would’ve stomped him right there in front of his family.” He ended the explosive message with a direct challenge: “Ted Poley here brother come find me if you think you’re tough.”

The outburst has sent shockwaves through the classic metal community, where both artists have long been revered for their contributions to the 80s and 90s hard rock scene. Danger Danger and Skid Row were contemporaries who helped define the era’s flashy, high-energy sound, making the public feud all the more bitter.

While Bach has not yet responded publicly, Poley made it clear he stands by every word, even inviting fans to unfriend him if they disagree. “There you go love it or hate it,” he concluded. “I have thousands of people waiting to take your place and then enjoy your experience with the biggest asshole I’ve ever met.”

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The incident has left many fans divided, with some praising Poley for speaking his truth and others questioning whether the cruise’s party atmosphere simply amplified typical rock-star antics. One thing is certain: the Monsters of Rock Cruise will be remembered this year not just for the music, but for the raw, unfiltered drama that spilled off the ship and onto the internet.

As the metal world waits to see if Bach fires back, Poley’s message serves as a stark reminder that behind the leather, hairspray, and anthems, even rock legends are human—and sometimes those humans clash in spectacular fashion.

UPDATE: 

Ted Poley Backtracks Hard: Full Apology Issued After Explosive Tirade Against Sebastian Bach on Monsters of Rock Cruise

In a dramatic turn of events that has the hair metal community buzzing, Danger Danger frontman Ted Poley has issued a heartfelt apology following his heated public outburst directed at Sebastian Bach during the recent Monsters of Rock Cruise 2026.

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The incident unfolded just as the popular cruise wrapped up, when Poley took to social media with a scathing post criticizing the former Skid Row singer. In the now-deleted message, Poley described a tense encounter where he claimed Bach gave him a less-than-friendly reception after a simple hello. He painted a picture of Bach as confrontational, alleging the rock veteran started fights, acted rudely toward others, and embarrassed himself in front of family and peers at a VIP event. The rant included strong language and even invited Bach to confront him directly, leaving fans shocked by the unexpected feud between two beloved figures from the '80s and '90s rock scene.

However, cooler heads appear to have prevailed. On April 18, 2026, Poley deleted the original post and replaced it with a lengthy, reflective apology that revealed a more vulnerable side. In the message, the 64-year-old vocalist expressed deep admiration for Bach, calling him one of his favorite singers and a true hero in the rock world. "I have always loved this superstar's voice. He’s one of my favorite singers! I’m a fan just like you guys!" Poley wrote, going on to praise Bach's vocal range and even his skills as a painter, joking that he wished he could afford one of his artworks.

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Poley attributed his frustration not to any deep-seated grudge but to poor timing and personal circumstances. He admitted he might have approached Bach at a bad moment and took responsibility for expecting too much from someone he holds in such high regard. "I think it’s my fault because he is so godlike as a vocalist. I think I expected more from him but you know what? He’s a human being," he explained. The singer also opened up about recent hardships, including being fired from his own band—a situation he's still processing—and the emotional pain of losing one of his beloved 18-year-old pets while on the cruise.

Emphasizing that he would never resort to violence, Poley lightheartedly noted his age and occasional use of a cane, adding that he'd happily accept an autograph and photo from Bach in the future. "Sorry buddy," he concluded, acknowledging the post might have been inappropriate and hoping for a chance to shake hands and express his respect properly.

The apology also carried a positive message, with Poley redirecting the attention toward a good cause. He encouraged fans to donate to local no-kill animal shelters in honor of his lost pet, turning a moment of drama into an opportunity for kindness.

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This swift reversal has fans divided yet mostly relieved, with many appreciating Poley's honesty and willingness to own up to his words. The Monsters of Rock Cruise is known for bringing rock legends together in a festive atmosphere, and incidents like this highlight how even icons can have off moments amid the high energy and emotions at sea.

As the dust settles, the rock community watches to see if Poley and Bach might cross paths again under better circumstances—perhaps even collaborating or sharing a stage. For now, Poley's message sends a clear signal: respect remains, misunderstandings can be mended, and sometimes the best response is a sincere "sorry" backed by genuine admiration for a fellow artist's talent.

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In the end, this addendum to the cruise drama reminds everyone that behind the larger-than-life personas, these rock stars are human too—flawed, passionate, and capable of growth. Hair metal fans can rest easier knowing that, at least from Poley's side, all appears to be good once more.

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