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Hey all,

I know most of you have noticed, but I'm making some changes to the "Chris Akin" brand, such as it is. For awhile now, I've wanted to get back to talking more about music than I've been able to, so I started branching things out. I think that branching is complete now. Going forward, you will be getting as much of me as you can stand, including:

The Classic Metal Show - nothing changes there.

Aftershocks Tremors - Matt Hartnett and I are going to start doing more of a weekly-ish podcast talking about industry stuff, such as we've been doing on occasion the past few months. We both like doing it, and are going to make a go of that.

Talk Toomey (Presented by Knotfest.com) - I'm pleased to announce that Joshua Toomey has asked me to be his co-host on the Knotfest-sponsored platform. Not quite sure what all that entails yet, but we'll be offering some commentary, polls, etc. This will start, I think, in January. I won't be participating in the interviews though, because...

Chris Akin Presents - basically I'll be rebranding what has been called CMS MUSIC w/CHRIS AKIN and before that AFTERSHOCKS TV. This is where I'll be doing interviews with various musicians every week.

There's a lot going on as I grow the various things I'm doing.

There's also two other projects that I'm working on, but aren't quite there to announce yet.

Needless to say, I'm always humbled that anyone cares about anything I'm doing, so thank you if you are one of those that do care.

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TOWNSEND: Heavy Metal is for Hypersensitive Kids

Devin explains why the heaviest music comes from the most sensitive people, not "sociopaths".

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75-Year-Old Grandma Picks The Wrong Shift Leader At Tim Hortons (VIP)

Neeley and Chris dive into the bizarre legal fallout of a Tennessee school board member facing criminal assault charges after a context-dependent comment to a student. Was it a predatory move, or did an algorithmic outrage mob just destroy a 20-year career over a colloquial phrase? Immediately following that, the hosts react to the shocking viral footage of an elderly woman engaging in a physical brawl with a Tim Hortons shift leader. We break down the footage, look at who threw the first punch, and ask the uncomfortable question: Has public decorum officially collapsed?

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Why Nazareth’s Pete Agnew Thinks the Internet is KILLING Rock and Roll

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Nazareth founding member Pete Agnew doesn't pull punches when discussing the state of the music industry and the upcoming "Titans of Classic Rock" tour with Foghat. While the world remembers them for the legendary ballad "Love Hurts," Agnew reveals the raw, hard-rocking reality of a band that has survived five decades of industry shifts. From the "gift from the gods" in new vocalist Gianni Pontillo to the polarizing effect of the internet on global setlists, this is an uncensored look at rock royalty still claiming their throne. Discover why the "original rockers" are the only ones left who truly understand the spirit of the 70s.

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DEAD ARTIST LAWSUITS & AIRPLANE SEAT SQUATTERS! (Audio)

Why is everyone still suing Michael Jackson's estate? Neeley and Chris are giving their honest take on the skepticism surrounding the latest legal battle and reviewing the trailer for the upcoming MICHAEL biopic. We're also talking about the tragedy of the woman who fell off the cruise ship and the infuriating new trend of "seat squatting" on planes. Finally, CMS Producer Weezie honors our lost friend, Bob Nalbandian. Share and follow for the metal-fueled truth! Get commercial-free episodes by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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Agnostic Front BASSIST on DMC & Their Bold New Sound! (Audio)

Seriously, how do you keep your music fresh when you're a band with a decades-long history? It's tough! Chris chats with Agnostic Front bassist Mike Gallo about their latest, ECHOES OF ETERNITY. They talk about the killer sound improvements, what it was like working with a legend like DMC for the first time, and the guts it takes to try new things as a legacy act. Don't just listen—hit that share button, follow us, and subscribe to Rumble Premium for more! Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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LEMMY SMASHES MIXING BOARD! KING DIAMOND'S $26K HANDOUT! (Audio)

What’s crazier: Lemmy destroying a multi-million dollar mixing board with a cheeseburger, or King Diamond getting $26,000 a year from his government just for being an artist? Neeley and Chris tackle these wild metal stories! We also review George Lynch's new single, which he released after admitting he totally lied about retiring. Hint: the guys are NOT impressed. Plus, check out the insane guitar talent from a young private school student. Like, follow, and share this video! Get commercial-free episodes and more by joining Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!

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Chris Akin's Online Dating Stunt Might Have Gone Too Far
We thought we’ve seen it all, but Chris Akin’s fake online dating profile might have officially broken the show.

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We thought we’ve seen it all, but Chris Akin’s fake online dating profile might have officially broken the show. What started as a joke quickly spiraled into a dramatic reading of "Chris A is Fun"—a profile packed with turtle emotions, fake six-figure programming jobs, and some of the most questionable messaging tactics ever recorded. The public clip barely scratches the surface of the absolute chaos that unfolded.

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AGE OF EVIL: They Outplayed The Veterans But The Industry Is Broken 2012

Traditional heavy metal was supposed to stay buried in the 1980s, replaced by whatever the corporate labels told us to listen to. Then a group of teenagers from Arizona showed up, started playing massive European festivals, and completely rejected the modern scene. Neeley caught up with Jeremy Goldberg of Age of Evil in this interview from 2012. But as things heat up, a bigger question is starting to emerge about where the music industry is actually heading.

 

 

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Did Michael Schenker Just Release A Total Cash Grab?
We took a track-by-track listen to the brand new acoustic project from Michael Schenker and Gary Barden, and it raised a lot of painful questions.

Is this really what happens to rock legends? We took a track-by-track listen to the brand new acoustic project from Michael Schenker and Gary Barden, and it raised a lot of painful questions. From tracks that sound like bad Renaissance Fair music to straight-up copying 80s pop hits note-for-note, fans are left wondering if this is a genuine creative shift or just a lazy studio cash grab. Something about this entire release feels incredibly off, and even Schenker’s most die-hard collectors are pushing back hard.

 

 

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